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Quotes
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Winifred Jones : Do tell. You must show me your gold mine someday.
Charles Hingleman : If you don't mind going down in a bucket.
Winifred Jones : How is that again?
Charles Hingleman : Well, you see, a gold mine having no stairs, you have to be lowered in a bucket.
Winifred Jones : Like the girl from Nantucket. Excuse me.
Charles Hingleman : How is that?
Winifred Jones : Oh, oh... just a poem.
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Winifred Jones : [At Judge O'Toole's bedside, begging for mercy after accidentally shooting him in the rear end] Look in my eyes your honor...
Mrs. O'Toole : Don't you do it Alfalfa!
Winifred Jones : [groveling] Don't listen to her Judge, she's a little bit upset tonight. Think how they'll talk about you when you let me go. They'll say "There's a man with a heart as big as a bull fiddle! Even though he did get shot up a little."
Judge Alfalfa J. O'Toole : A little! You should feel..
[reaches painfully for his rear end]
Winifred Jones : It would of made some men as mad as a bear with a sore paw!
Judge Alfalfa J. O'Toole : [dryly] It ain't my *paw* that's sore, honey.