Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)
Clark Duke: Jacob
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Quotes
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Adam Jr. : Jacob is my cousin, and Uncle Lou...
Lou : Don't you ever call me that.
Adam Jr. : ...is my uncle! And they came here in a... uh... what was it?
Lou , Nick , Jacob : Hot Tub Time Machine.
Jill : Oh, okay. So I guess you came here in a Hot Tub Time Machine, too.
[Lou, Nick and Jacob stare into the camera]
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Jacob : This has gotten bad, Lou. I mean bad like the part in Boogie Nights after Mark Wahlberg jerks off in the pickup truck.
Jacob : I mean here we are with the greatest power the universe has to offer at our fingertips...
Lou : Jacob, I know what you are going through.
Jacob : Yeah, I know that you do.
Lou : Look. You know all Dorchen men end up on a roof at some point in their lives. We party until we want to kill ourselves. My Dad did it, and your son will do it after you.
Jacob : Even grandpappy Dorchen?
[Lou nods his head]
Lou : Jumped off a roof. Survived. Died of syphilis.
Lou : Jacob, how can we expect to find happiness anywhere in time if we just aren't happy people?
Lou : We just do the best that we can!
Lou : [Lou gives Jacob a hug]
Lou : Here comes the hug monster!
[Jacob hugs Lou back]
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[Adam Sr. shot Lou in the head]
Adam : Don't listen to anything he says.
Jacob : Adam?
Nick : What the fuck? You shot Lou.
Adam Jr. : Dad?
Nick : What's going on?
Adam : No time to explain. Follow me.
Jacob : But where?
Adam : Cincinnati.
Adam Jr. : No! No! Dad, wait! Why did my Dad just kill Lou?
Jacob : He probably had a good reason...