Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
J.K. Simmons: Kai
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Quotes
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[from clip]
Kai : You must be the Dragon Warrior.
Po : And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.
Kai : YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.
Po : Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.
Kai : I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...
Po : Augh! chit-chat
Kai : In the...
Po : Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
Kai : In the...
Po : Chit-Chat!
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Kai : [Kai has materialized in a vast field; two farmers cower in fear of him] What is this place?
Rabbit Villager : [uneasy] Ah... my brother's farm?
Kai : Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die?
Rabbit Villager : [both cower as the Goose lays eggs in fear] Y-yes.
Kai : The Mortal Realm.
[speaking to jade talisman of Oogway]
Kai : You hear that, Oogway? I'm back.
[bellows]
Kai : Kai has RETURNED!
Rabbit Villager , Farmer Goose : Who?
Kai : Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China!
Farmer Goose : I dunno.
Kai : The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh... Maker of Widows?
Farmer Goose : Huh?
Kai : [exasperated] Okay, I used to work with Oogway?
Rabbit Villager , Farmer Goose : Oh, Master Oogway!
Farmer Goose : He was a great warrior!
Rabbit Villager : We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a...
Kai : [cutting their chatter] Okay, okay, enough. SILENCE!
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Oogway : [the two duel in the Spirit Realm] You've grown stronger!
Kai : Five *hundred* years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two.
[brandishes jade amulets]
Kai : I have taken the chi of ever master here!
Oogway : [gasps] No...
Kai : [chuckles] Yes... and soon, I will have *your* power, too!
Oogway : [pleading] When will you realize the more you take, the less you have?
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Po : [dueling Kai in the Spirit Realm] You want my chi so bad? Then take it.
[Po redirects his chi to Kai]
Kai : Yes, the power is *mine*!
[as the chi fills his body, he begins to glow and his jade amulets float away]
Kai : Wait, no. It's too much. That's too much. No!
[Kai vanishes in a burst of light]
Kai : NO!
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Kai : [to Crane] Your chi is strong, just like your friend,
[brandishes Mantis talisman]
Kai : the bug.
Crane : Mantis!
[tries to attack Kai but is overpowered]
Kai : Don't worry, little birdie. I'll put your chi to good use: destroying the Jade Palace and *everyone* in it.
Crane : No!
[kicks barrel at Kai, then flies off, but is caught]
Crane : Wings of... Regret!
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Po : [Po is about to perform the Wuxi Finger hold on Kai] Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm. Skadoosh.
[flexes his pinky]
Po : OK, that didn't work. Let me try one more time. Skadoosh.
[flexes his pinky again, then over and over]
Po : Skadoosh, skadoosh, skadoosh. What the ?
Kai : Hold on, wait! It's working. No! No!
[pretends to gag, then chortles]
Kai : No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad it only works on mortals. And *I* am a Spirit Warrior.