Superman vs. The Elite (2012 Video)
Catero Alain Colbert: Coldcast
Quotes
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Superman : Sorry. I heard your telepathic shout before. But my mind is protected from anything deeper by a series of psychic blocks.
Manchester Black : Best I've seen too. Got a few skeletons rattling around up there you don't want out? I'm not looking for you deepest, darkest. Showing is faster than telling. And I hate to hear my own voice, believe it or not.
Coldcast : Don't believe him. Only thing shuts him up is a soccer game.
Manchester Black : Football, you uneducated Yank.
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Manchester Black : [holding a piece of Superman's cape] How is it that no matter how badly you massacre one of these thong-and-blanket types some shred of their unmentionables still survives the blast?
Coldcast : I did my best, boss. At least you got a trophy out of it.
Manchester Black : Strewth.
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The Hat : Hang tight! Everyone knows Superman can't do magic!
[flies into the whirlwind]
The Hat : Here's a little ancient Chinese secret...
[starts to choke]
Coldcast : How? He's shielded by magic...!
Manchester Black : Mate, that wind is clocking in at five hundred miles a minute! His body may not be taking any hits, but his lungs've collapsed from the vacuum!
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Menagerie : OW! Something bit me!
[sees a Superman dart]
Manchester Black : Bit you?
[Menagerie collapses, all her alien beings crawl out of her]
Coldcast : PAM! DO SOMETHING!
Manchester Black : Do what? He's poisoned her suit, the buggers want out!
The Hat : He was supposed to be dead...
[Menagerie is suddenly silent]
Coldcast : She's not breating! Damnit, Chester!
The Hat : She's dead...
Manchester Black : Bugger me! He's playing it OUR way!
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Manchester Black : Bunny, get ready to port again. The second he shows his S, I'm gonna flatten this whole city.
Coldcast : Chester, wait...
[Coldcast vanishes, a pile of cars and debris is sent flying at Manchester]
Manchester Black : Holy sh... Where did he go? Where did he freaking go?
Superman : Orbit. He went into orbit at Mach 7.
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Coldcast : [hearing Superman's voice] Nothing could have... that was like fifteen suns exploding in his face...
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Superman : Hat, form a perimeter. Coldcast, can you absorb energy or just project it?
Coldcast : Hell's yes. If I can get that sucker before he gets me.
Manchester Black : Oi. You can't boss my team.
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Coldcast : [to Pokolistani Soldiers] They have microwave popcorn in your terror-ass country?