- [to Mina and Ben, as they approach the witch's house]
- Hansel: Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy.
- Hansel: We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire.
- [Last Lines]
- [Pointing gun at camera]
- Gretel: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
- Gretel: Wow, this is amazing. And, uh, weird.
- Hansel: It's a little creepy.
- Gretel: You really keep all this stuff?
- Hansel: [trying to end the conversation] All right, well...
- Ben: I just have SO many questions, do you mind?
- Hansel: [still trying to end the conversation] You know, we have...
- Gretel: Oh no, no no no, you go ahead.
- [smirks as Hansel kicks her under the table]
- Ben: All right, uh, okay, uh, how do you best kill a witch?
- Gretel: [innocently] Hansel?
- Hansel: [pauses to glare at Gretel] Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice...
- Gretel: Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe.
- Ben: Burning, yeah, of course!
- Hansel: [muttering into his mug] Burn 'em all...
- Hansel: Revenge doesn't change the past. It won't bring our parents back. But it sure as hell feels good.
- [From Trailer]
- Hansel: Me and my sister... we have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We'd gotten a taste of blood. Witch blood. And we haven't stopped since.
- [from trailer]
- Hansel: Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!
- [Hansel and Mina are bathing in a pool of healing waters]
- Hansel: I got it. You know, the last time I was in waters like this, I came across a formidable serpent witch. She mostly looked like a toad, but she could breathe underwater, which made her difficult to track. She was deadly.
- Mina: [swims up to Hansel and silences him] Shh. You talk too much.
- [kisses Hansel and seduces him]
- Sheriff Berringer: [as his henchmen hold Gretel] This time, I do the talkin', and you do the bleedin'.
- [Gretel viciously bites his nose, drawing blood]