The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)
James Earl Jones: Ruben (Video store owner)
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Quotes
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Henry Altmann : [holds a Samsung camcorder] How do I get it to work?
Ruben : F... F... F... F... first, you have to charge the b... b... b...
Henry Altmann : Batteries? How long will that take?
Ruben : F... F... F... F... Four hours.
Henry Altmann : Does the world hate me?... Do you have one that's ready to go right now?
Ruben : [looks at the shelf] The F... F... F... F... Fujitsu . or the F... F... F... F... Fuji...
Henry Altmann : Which one do you recommend, the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu or the F... F... F... F... Fuji?
Ruben : F... F... F... F... Fuck you!
[beat]
Henry Altmann : Bravo!
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[Henry enters a tech shop]
Henry Altmann : I need a camcorder! And I need one quick!
[Ruben gets up slowly]
Ruben : W... w... w... w... what type are you interested?
Henry Altmann : Oh, it doesn't matter! Just one of those!
[points at a shelf]
Henry Altmann : That one, right there!
Ruben : The P... P... P... P... Panasonic, or the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu?
Henry Altmann : [points again] No, THAT one!
Ruben : Oh, the Samsung?
Henry Altmann : Yeah, the Samsung! I'll take it!
Ruben : W... w... w... w... warranty?
Henry Altmann : No, definitely not.