Easy A (2010)
Amanda Bynes: Marianne
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Quotes
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Olive Penderghast : Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?
Marianne : Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice.
Olive Penderghast : So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes?
Marianne : No, silly,
[points up]
Marianne : His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers.
Olive Penderghast : [laughs] I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman.
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Marianne : I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.
Olive Penderghast : Why? Your parents didn't.
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[from trailer]
Marianne : There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast : Tom Cruise?
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Marianne : I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor.
Olive Penderghast : Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.
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Olive Penderghast : [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
Principal Gibbons : [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
[crowd screams]
Woodchuck Todd : WOOO! Blue Devils!
[does a flip and scores a basket]
Woodchuck Todd : Yeah! Wooo!
Marianne : [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
Olive Penderghast : Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
Principal Gibbons : [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
[Crowd is silent]
Woodchuck Todd : The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
[pretends to chuck wood]
Woodchuck Todd : Wooo!
Rhiannon : I liked Todd much better when he was topless.
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Marianne : Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral.
[stapling papers]
Olive Penderghast : Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
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Marianne : You're going to hell!
Olive Penderghast : Just as long as *you* won't be there
Marianne : [Forceful] I can assure you; I won't.
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Marianne : [to Olive] You've made your bed... I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.