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Quotes
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Jane : [after Gray burns his skin for a trick] That is a terrible trick to do for children. What if they try and copy you?
Steve Gray : I'll sue them. It's my trick.
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Burt Wonderstone : Are you a lesbian, Nicole?
Jane : Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?
Burt Wonderstone : Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians.
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Jane : I had imaginary friends, and even they were mean.
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Jane : [Burt and Jane visit Rance in the hospital] What happened?
Rance Holloway : I had a stroke. I don't recommend it, either. It's not as much fun as they tell you in the brochure.
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Burt Wonderstone : [for a trick, Steve Gray put a puppy in Burt's pants] He put a dog in my pants, Jane.
Jane : I know.
Burt Wonderstone : No one's ever done that to me before.
Jane : I... hope not.
Burt Wonderstone : He was teething!
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Burt Wonderstone : The life of a child magician.
Jane : Yes. Try being a girl child magician. They called me Magic Bitch.