- Roscoe: [whilst repeatedly being up Tex Jr] This is for Stevens! This is for Wanda! This is for your dad! This... is cuz you're a prick.
- Quon: [after stabbing Jersey's eyes out] You know, there's too many award shows nowadays. I couldn't even tell you who won this shit last year. Oh yeah, I talked to God. He told me to tell all you guys, quit thanking him, he doesn't give a shit.
- Roscoe: Son, your daddy wanted us to teach you honor and integrity. Life is full of choices, Jr, time for yours. Which one of ya'll ain't shipping out of here alive, you, or Miss Scarlet here?