Transformers (2007)
Julie White: Judy Witwicky
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Quotes
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Judy Witwicky : [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Ron Witwicky : Judy...
Sam Witwicky : [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky : Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky : It's okay...
Sam Witwicky : No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky : That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky : Okay.
Ron Witwicky : That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky : Father-son thing...
Judy Witwicky : I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky : [amazed] Happy time?
Judy Witwicky : ...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky : Judy, stop!
Judy Witwicky : ...with myself.
Sam Witwicky : Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky : I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
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[Ratchet runs into power lines, shocking him and causing a tremor throughout the neighborhood]
Ron Witwicky : [crawling under a table] Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!
Judy Witwicky : How did you get over there so fast?
[Outside, a dazed Ratchet staggers to his feet]
Ratchet : Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!
Ironhide : [sarcastic] Yeah, that looks fun...
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Judy Witwicky : Please for the love of God drive safely!
[Sam drives away with the Camaro in a massive cloud of black exhaust]
Judy Witwicky : Wow. You are so cheap.
Ron Witwicky : Well, it's his first car... supposed to be like that.
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Ron Witwicky : [brandishing a bat, outside his son's door] 5... 4... It's comin' off the hinges, pal. 3... 2... stand back!
[as Ron gets ready to break the door down, Sam opens it]
Sam Witwicky : What's up?... What's with the bat?
Ron Witwicky : Who were you talking to?
Sam Witwicky : Talkin' to you!
Judy Witwicky : Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Sam Witwicky : I'm a child, you know, I'm a teenager.
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Sam Witwicky : This... I can't do it anymore. You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
Judy Witwicky : What?
Sam Witwicky : He's got enough self-esteem issues being a Chihuahua, Mom.
Judy Witwicky : That's his bling!
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Judy Witwicky : Sam, we heard you talking to someone...
Sam Witwicky : Mom, I...
[Sam's parents fall silent and stare at Mikaela]
Mikaela : Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
[Judy starts giggling and chucks Sam on the shoulder]
Judy Witwicky : Gosh, you're gorgeous!
[turns to Ron]
Judy Witwicky : Isn't that the prettiest girl?
Sam Witwicky : She can hear you talking, Mom.
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Judy Witwicky : You know, I think that if there really was some kind of... alien infestation... the Government would be the first to tell us.
Ron Witwicky : [fondling Mojo] Yeah... I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky : Yeah, that's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!"
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Judy Witwicky : They've got to get their hands off my bush!
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Judy Witwicky : You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
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[watching the news broadcast of meteor crashes]
Judy Witwicky : What did he say?
Ron Witwicky : What?
Judy Witwicky : What did Jack say? Did he see it?
Ron Witwicky : Yeah he saw it. He thinks it's a military experiment.
Judy Witwicky : What a knucklehead.
Ron Witwicky : Yeah. I told him it was a plane.