Robots (2005)
Drew Carey: Crank
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Quotes
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Madame Gasket : Who are these losers?
Fender : We, sir...
Madame Gasket : I'm a woman.
Crank : Ouch.
Fender : [Scottish accent] We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!
Crank : 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...
[hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket]
Fender : Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?
Crank : Did you count that one?
Fender : I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!
Madame Gasket : While you're at it, count these!
[Ratchet's new outmode bot destroying machines come into view with Ratchet sitting on top of one of them]
Madame Gasket : As soon as we're done with you, these hit the streets!
Ratchet : This will be the last day any outmode will ever see!
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Crank : Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by.
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Rodney Copperbottom : Hey Fender.
[Rodney does arm farts]
Fender : Yeah Baby, let 'er rip!
[Rodney and Fender are doing arm farts]
Crank : What are you guys, 3 years old? This is how a man does it.
[Crank does arm farts]
Piper : You guys are SO gross! Besides, this is how you do it.
[Piper does arm farts]
Aunt Fanny : Hey kids, get a load of this...
[does BIG farts; Everyone is grossed out]
Piper : Aunt Fanny, we were using our arms!
Crank : Ugh, light a match!
Lamppost : Lady... please... see a doctor...
Lamppost : [the lamppost passes out]
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Piper : Did I miss the butt wuppin'?
Crank , Fender , Rodney Copperbottom , Lug , Cappy : [surrounded by menacing machines, everyone freezes, staring at her and then move again] No.
Crank : Actually, you're a little early.
Piper : [the rest of the wall falls down, revealing an army of outmoded robots behind her, chanting "Rodney! Rodney! Rodney!"] Then let's get started!
Fender : Testify, sister!
Rodney Copperbottom : Charge!
Piper : Come on!
[All the bots move in to attack]
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Crank : Oh, man! This is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me.
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Crank : [Rodney and Fender are having an arm-farting competition and he can hear them] Hey, guys! Come on, what are you? Three years old? This is how a *man* does it!
[Crank lets out a big arm fart]
Piper : [from the next room] You guys are so *gross*! Besides, *this* is how you do it!
[Piper lets out an arm fart]
Aunt Fanny : [from the upstairs room] Hey kids! Get a load of this!
[Aunt Fanny lets out a huge, rumbling fart, not from her arm, but from her derriere, and it causes an earthquake]
Piper : [to Aunt Fanny] Aunt Fanny, we were using our *arms*!