Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Christopher Walken: Sal Maggio
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Quotes
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Kangaroo Jack : [singing from "Rapper's Delight"] /... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...
Charlie Carbone : Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you could find your way clear to give me back my money?
Kangaroo Jack : Money? Oh, you mean that money!
[a pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]
Charlie Carbone : Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...
Sal Maggio : [as a kangaroo] If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?
Charlie Carbone : Sal?
Sal Maggio : I've asked you to do something for me. This is not that!
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[Sal watched his factory of stolen merchandise become raided by the NYPD on the news]
Sal Maggio : [disappointed] Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon.
[Waffles, Louis' puppy growls]
Louis Booker : Shh! Waffles!
Charlie Carbone : Sal, we can explain...
Sal Maggio : [cuts Charlie off] As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?
Charlie Carbone : No, Salvatore, you didn't. In fact...
Sal Maggio : In fact, I happened to bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on you lazy butt all day long. $4.5 million you cost me. Were you anybody else, you be dead by now.
Charlie Carbone : Look, Sal, we know that your upset.
Sal Maggio : It's not your fault.
Charlie Carbone : What?
Sal Maggio : A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood.
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Louis Booker : [as a kangaroo] You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!
Sal Maggio : Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.
Kangaroo Jack : Oy! Chicken blood!
Louis Booker , Sal Maggio , Kangaroo Jack : Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!