Static Shock (2000–2004)
Phil LaMarr: Static, Virgil Hawkins, Green Lantern, John Stewart, Cop, Older Static, Paramedic, Reporter, Spin Drive, Tracy McGrady
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Quotes
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Static : [to Hotstreak] I'd get a refund on those anger management classes if I were you.
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[Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm]
Static : *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?
Alfred Pennyworth : Batman.
Static : I don't think so.
Alfred Pennyworth : Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.
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Rubberband Man : This is not the way to go about it, Static.
Static : I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt.
Rubberband Man : She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it.
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Static : I put a shock to your system!
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Virgil : What's all this for?
Sharon Hawkins : It's for Mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech, aren't you?
Virgil : No! I don't want to do it.
Sharon Hawkins : Virgil! You have to do it.
Virgil : It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it.
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Robert Hawkins : Virgil?
Virgil : Dad.
Robert Hawkins : I'm sorry, son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother.
Virgil : Pops, please don't make me do it.
Robert Hawkins : Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me, then do it for your mother.
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Static : Gear, you okay, bro?
Gear : No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle!
[Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his X-ray vision]
Superman : Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.
Gear : Wow, I just had my ankle X-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again!
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[Static fights an army of giant mechanical clowns]
Static : This clown posse really IS insane!
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Sharon Hawkins : Come on Virgil, we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins, get out here now.
Virgil : Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.
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Static : Hey, Chief! Seen any good TV lately?
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Richie Foley : [as they are trying to stop a damaged plane falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.
Static : There are cars down there.
Richie Foley : I know. This thing got a horn?