Space Jam (1996)
Wayne Knight: Stan Podolak
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Quotes
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[Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]
Golfer : What are you doing?
Stan Podalak : I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
Golfer : Oh.
Golfer : [shouting back to someone off camera] He's fixing a divot!
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Stan Podalak : C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
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Stan Podalak : The mouse? He picked the mouse?
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Stan Podalak : Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan : What can you do?
Stan Podalak : Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester : And large.
Daffy Duck : And a dork.
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[Stan prepares to take a picture of Michael after the hole in one]
Stan Podalak : Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. OK?
Michael Jordan : Yes.
Stan Podalak : And you think this is good.
Michael Jordan : Just take the picture!
Stan Podalak : All right.
[a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in]
Bill Murray : [after a pause] What kind of camera is that?
Stan Podalak : It's just a...
Bill Murray : [interrupts] Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?
Stan Podalak : I didn't do anything! I just took...
Larry Bird : Where'd he go?
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Stan Podalak : [after all of his attempts to dig to find Michael have failed] This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!