The Man Who Would Be King (1975)
Jack May: District Commissioner
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Quotes
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District Commissioner : It would have been wiser if you'd both gone home at the end of your army service.
Peachy Carnehan : Home to what? A porters uniform outside a restaurant, attainin' tips from belching civilians for closing cab doors on them and their blowsy women?
Daniel Dravot : Not for us, thank you. Not after watching Afghans come howling down out of the hills and taking battlefield command when all the officers had copped it.
Peachy Carnehan : Well said, Brother Dravot.
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District Commissioner : The may be no criminal charges against you, but I'll see these files reach Calcutta with a recommendation that you be deported as political undesirables, detriments to the dignity of the Empire and the Izzat of the Raj.
Peachy Carnehan : Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you it was "detriments" like us that built this bloody Empire *and* the Izzat of the bloody Raj, 'ats on!
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District Commissioner : I have your records before me. There's everything in them, from smuggling to swindling to receiving stolen goods to bare-faced blackmail.
Peachy Carnehan : Sir, I resent the accusation of blackmail. It is blackmail to obtain money by threats of publishing information *in* a newspaper. But what blackmail is there in accepting a small retainer for keeping it *out* of a newspaper?
District Commissioner : And how did you propose to keep it out?
Peachy Carnehan : By telling the editor what I know about his sister, and a certain government official in these parts.
Daniel Dravot : [Referring to Kipling, the journalist present] Let him put *that* in his paper, if he has need of news.