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12 Gifts of Christmas (2015)
LOVE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES! HATE this movie.
Hallmark is renowned for their cute cheesy unrealistic and festive Christmas movies. I LOVE THEM! This movie has the same plot as all the others with the main female character being TRULY horrible and useless. Her character does not have a job and lives and mooches off of her sister. Her sister asked her to babysit her kids and the main character doesn't have a job, no kids, no anything and somehow forgets and tried to get out of it. Her sister is legitimately floating her because she wants to be an artist (in which she is actually good) and since she can't get into a gallery she doesn't want to create a resume and chooses to become a personal shopper. She gets 1 client.. whom they obviously fall in love. But why? She is clumsy, doesn't seem too smart, jobless, no motivation, entitled and ungrateful. The dreamy hunk obviously falls for this hot mess of a human. He gets her this amazing gig WITH her art and a ton of graphic design opportunities and again she is ungrateful and upset that she got a job opportunity.
This by far is the WORST Hallmark movie I have ever seen. The main character is whiny and annoying and needless to say I couldn't stand her existence.
I understand I feel WAY too passionately about this Hallmark movie. I truly love 99% of these Hallmark Movies and this movie is a blemish on their perfect Christmas Hallmark tradition.
Hold the Dark (2018)
If you enjoy watching cops get slaughtered this is for you.
Undeveloped plot.
Wanna be Sundance Movie.
MAJOR plot holes
The fact that so many cops die in this movie is disgusting. Also, this movie makes the cops look like tactical morons.
This movie reminds me of a nightmare you try and recall the next morning. You vaguely remember the nightmare, it makes no sense and it jumps around with no real plot. That is what this movie is.
Pros- good acting
(that is it)