'Halloween 8' was the requested sequel by all the shallow Michael Myers fans from 1982, as they rejected John Carpenter and Debra Hill's 'Season of the Witch' anthology and wanted more of the same with the indestructible boogeyman.
A lot of Halloween fans say, "I love all the Halloween movies except Part 3." They want the same tired story told over and over again and will even vouch for 'Halloween 5-Ply' over 'Season of the Witch.'
Wow, there are four alternative endings to this movie, and one depicts Myers choking Lennox Lewis, then some random girl puts an ax through Myers face, so they actually killed him at the end of this Resurrection sequel.
To have four different endings means the director really didn't know what he was doing.
Why do I own this DVD?
I don't own 'Phantom Menace,' 'Star Wars 8 or 9,' but I have 'Halloween 8?' And I paid to see this in the cinema when it was released as well? Good grief.
Let's all give a round of applause to the Halloween fans of '82 and hold them responsible for Part 8 here. Never let them forget that they asked for these putrid sequels. Hold 'em accountable.
So, Keri Tate sits in her holding cell, all catatonic, looking through the walls, waiting for Halloween night, emulating her brother. Did you notice the Alcatraz cell colors our inpatient is housed in? Does that mean we're still on the west coast after 'H20's' debacle?
Myers, forever the lunatic, is a season pass holder for any mental health facility across the States just breezes into the looney bin, and this underground tunnel scene takes you right back to that Oscar-nominated 'Halloween 6' atrocity. Imagine that - a combination of parts 5, 6, and this movie together.
Let me remind you all that according to 'Halloween 4,' Keri Tate died, and at the 14-minute mark of this movie, she buys it again in dramatic slow-motion fashion. She's clearly knifed through the chest, falls six stories, yet somehow returns in 2018.
Haddonfield University?
Oh, so we're back in Illinois again?
Did Myers thumb a ride or travel coach in economy class? You wouldn't want to sit next to him, as he'd give you the cold shoulder the entire time.
We're introduced to a horrendous cast of young people who appear to be our leads. Tori Spelling or Courtney Love, and some other MTV cast members who have about as much appeal as watching cockroach glue traps enter the frame, and your heart just sinks at how unlikeable they all are. All their introductions are rushed, so one invests little interest in their character or welfare.
Lennox Lewis and some Top Model Rhianna clone host a dial-up click-bait reality show that intends for horrible contestants to participate in musical chairs inside Myers Shoebox Mansion and film it live.
Is it the original house in this or the DYI mansion from 'Halloween 5-Ply?' Once again, the explanation for how they were all picked was rushed so I care little for this aspect as well.
This crap was filmed around the time when the vote 'em off epidemic was in its prime.
I wonder what Carpenter's take on this movie is. I guess he doesn't care as long as the royalty checks keep coming in?
At the 30-minute mark, this is your most common basic movie error for this time of year, as the Avenue Street is aligned with lush, leafy green trees. What fall?
What can you say about the cast in this? Who are any of them? So, what are they actually live streaming? Look how dark the lighting is, and their cameras are 360p quality.
With only one scene dedicated to children trick or treating, that's short, they opt for a house party. No candy collecting or door knocking? Where's your autumn atmosphere?
Did I ever tell you that I once filmed myself setting fire to my two Rod Zombie Halloween DVDs? True story. They do not exist in this dojo, and neither does this nonsense.
I'm sitting here like a store mannequin, void of any human emotion or sensory perception watching this. There's no emotion or sensation in watching this.
And a lot of you people mocked 'Season of the Witch?' Thanks a bunch to all you shallow people who wanted this! You denied us the pleasure to see other 'Season of the Witch' type storylines, and for this?
Who knows what Carpenter and Hill would have come up with next? We'll never know now. You people altered the Halloween movies to take us down this dead-end avenue.
Here's a fact you may not like: Michael Myers is not the face of Halloween.
There's more to Halloween than just a white-faced boogeyman.
Wow, keeping up with 'Halloween 6' sewerage pipe lunacy, Myers just sustained damage from a rolling pin and some salt and pepper onslaught while the karate kid just kung-fued him out the window 'Halloween 5-Ply' style.
What? Are they using Paint to communicate on their flip phones?
To all the Halloween fans from 1982, this is all your fault. Some of us have to suffer due to your rebellion. Instead of other stories being told about Halloween, we're lumped with an invincible killer who cannot be defeated, which kind of defeats the purpose and becomes pointless.
We should all lay down our arms and let Myers just pick us off at his leisure.
If you can't kill him by Part 2 - which they did - then what's the point of just making the same movie over and over again if he can't be killed?
Seven movies this guy's been in up to this point, not counting Zombie's two movies and the ensuing David Gordon Green additives. (Same formula, same story all over again.) The Michael Myers character became so redundant that whenever I watch the 1978 original and its sequel, I cheer for the girls now. It's the same as Disney today killing any interest in lightsabers.
And so Myers ends up in the autopsy room at the end of Part 8, as you know, and opens his eyes. (Implying another sequel to this rubbish is on the way to flog that already dead horse one more time.) Was the intention of that sequel after this to have him body hopping ala 'Jason Goes to Hell?'
I guess even the Akkad clan realized how absurd this garbage was becoming and pulled the plug on any sequel follow-up to this resurrection nonsense.
And sadly, the reigns were handed over to Rod Zombie.
I can't review those movies as I burned them with fire on a now-deleted YouTube video. Along with most of his CDs.
But props to the guitar work in the song 'Feed the Gods.'
You know what? Zombie was up to Part 3 of his series. I often wonder if he was going to tinker with a 'Season of the Witch' storyline and kind of revamp it somehow as he sang about burning witches and whatnot.
Who knows, he may have used the Silver Shamrock factory in Loleta, California, and filmed it before it was demolished.
(As of typing this, June 4, 2024, this building is only 60-proof right now, as two earthquakes saw to it that it sustained major damage that's a hazard to human beings.)
Oh, and one more thing: do you find it strange that Alan Howarth never returned for the last few Halloween movies? It's noticeable too, as there's no eerie score, only rap music in Part 8.
A lot of Halloween fans say, "I love all the Halloween movies except Part 3." They want the same tired story told over and over again and will even vouch for 'Halloween 5-Ply' over 'Season of the Witch.'
Wow, there are four alternative endings to this movie, and one depicts Myers choking Lennox Lewis, then some random girl puts an ax through Myers face, so they actually killed him at the end of this Resurrection sequel.
To have four different endings means the director really didn't know what he was doing.
Why do I own this DVD?
I don't own 'Phantom Menace,' 'Star Wars 8 or 9,' but I have 'Halloween 8?' And I paid to see this in the cinema when it was released as well? Good grief.
Let's all give a round of applause to the Halloween fans of '82 and hold them responsible for Part 8 here. Never let them forget that they asked for these putrid sequels. Hold 'em accountable.
So, Keri Tate sits in her holding cell, all catatonic, looking through the walls, waiting for Halloween night, emulating her brother. Did you notice the Alcatraz cell colors our inpatient is housed in? Does that mean we're still on the west coast after 'H20's' debacle?
Myers, forever the lunatic, is a season pass holder for any mental health facility across the States just breezes into the looney bin, and this underground tunnel scene takes you right back to that Oscar-nominated 'Halloween 6' atrocity. Imagine that - a combination of parts 5, 6, and this movie together.
Let me remind you all that according to 'Halloween 4,' Keri Tate died, and at the 14-minute mark of this movie, she buys it again in dramatic slow-motion fashion. She's clearly knifed through the chest, falls six stories, yet somehow returns in 2018.
Haddonfield University?
Oh, so we're back in Illinois again?
Did Myers thumb a ride or travel coach in economy class? You wouldn't want to sit next to him, as he'd give you the cold shoulder the entire time.
We're introduced to a horrendous cast of young people who appear to be our leads. Tori Spelling or Courtney Love, and some other MTV cast members who have about as much appeal as watching cockroach glue traps enter the frame, and your heart just sinks at how unlikeable they all are. All their introductions are rushed, so one invests little interest in their character or welfare.
Lennox Lewis and some Top Model Rhianna clone host a dial-up click-bait reality show that intends for horrible contestants to participate in musical chairs inside Myers Shoebox Mansion and film it live.
Is it the original house in this or the DYI mansion from 'Halloween 5-Ply?' Once again, the explanation for how they were all picked was rushed so I care little for this aspect as well.
This crap was filmed around the time when the vote 'em off epidemic was in its prime.
I wonder what Carpenter's take on this movie is. I guess he doesn't care as long as the royalty checks keep coming in?
At the 30-minute mark, this is your most common basic movie error for this time of year, as the Avenue Street is aligned with lush, leafy green trees. What fall?
What can you say about the cast in this? Who are any of them? So, what are they actually live streaming? Look how dark the lighting is, and their cameras are 360p quality.
With only one scene dedicated to children trick or treating, that's short, they opt for a house party. No candy collecting or door knocking? Where's your autumn atmosphere?
Did I ever tell you that I once filmed myself setting fire to my two Rod Zombie Halloween DVDs? True story. They do not exist in this dojo, and neither does this nonsense.
I'm sitting here like a store mannequin, void of any human emotion or sensory perception watching this. There's no emotion or sensation in watching this.
And a lot of you people mocked 'Season of the Witch?' Thanks a bunch to all you shallow people who wanted this! You denied us the pleasure to see other 'Season of the Witch' type storylines, and for this?
Who knows what Carpenter and Hill would have come up with next? We'll never know now. You people altered the Halloween movies to take us down this dead-end avenue.
Here's a fact you may not like: Michael Myers is not the face of Halloween.
There's more to Halloween than just a white-faced boogeyman.
Wow, keeping up with 'Halloween 6' sewerage pipe lunacy, Myers just sustained damage from a rolling pin and some salt and pepper onslaught while the karate kid just kung-fued him out the window 'Halloween 5-Ply' style.
What? Are they using Paint to communicate on their flip phones?
To all the Halloween fans from 1982, this is all your fault. Some of us have to suffer due to your rebellion. Instead of other stories being told about Halloween, we're lumped with an invincible killer who cannot be defeated, which kind of defeats the purpose and becomes pointless.
We should all lay down our arms and let Myers just pick us off at his leisure.
If you can't kill him by Part 2 - which they did - then what's the point of just making the same movie over and over again if he can't be killed?
Seven movies this guy's been in up to this point, not counting Zombie's two movies and the ensuing David Gordon Green additives. (Same formula, same story all over again.) The Michael Myers character became so redundant that whenever I watch the 1978 original and its sequel, I cheer for the girls now. It's the same as Disney today killing any interest in lightsabers.
And so Myers ends up in the autopsy room at the end of Part 8, as you know, and opens his eyes. (Implying another sequel to this rubbish is on the way to flog that already dead horse one more time.) Was the intention of that sequel after this to have him body hopping ala 'Jason Goes to Hell?'
I guess even the Akkad clan realized how absurd this garbage was becoming and pulled the plug on any sequel follow-up to this resurrection nonsense.
And sadly, the reigns were handed over to Rod Zombie.
I can't review those movies as I burned them with fire on a now-deleted YouTube video. Along with most of his CDs.
But props to the guitar work in the song 'Feed the Gods.'
You know what? Zombie was up to Part 3 of his series. I often wonder if he was going to tinker with a 'Season of the Witch' storyline and kind of revamp it somehow as he sang about burning witches and whatnot.
Who knows, he may have used the Silver Shamrock factory in Loleta, California, and filmed it before it was demolished.
(As of typing this, June 4, 2024, this building is only 60-proof right now, as two earthquakes saw to it that it sustained major damage that's a hazard to human beings.)
Oh, and one more thing: do you find it strange that Alan Howarth never returned for the last few Halloween movies? It's noticeable too, as there's no eerie score, only rap music in Part 8.
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