jumpinjacks-88017 Reviews

The Thing Returns (2021)

What can I say ?

[1/10 · 3 September 2021]

I have only really reviewed a few movies, I can be blunt some times and brutal when needed. The other reviews here must be from the cast and crew since I can only describe this as pure garbage.

I had high hopes but to be honest, it doesn't even come remotely close to recreating anywhere near the atmosphere of the original, which was why the original was received so well. Atmosphere is everything!

Like most B movies, it has one or two moments of...let's say.... Hope...but that quickly fades due to a mediocre script, "school play" level acting and a budget of around $8 and some free pizza coupons. You should avoid this movie.

Nemesis (I) (2021)

OMG...Please DO NOT waste your time, PURE GARBAGE !

[1/10 · 8 May 2021]

The plot is something straight from a wanna be gangsters mind just before his addiction to crack got out of control. Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott just CAN NOT act, she is gruesome to look at and she really should just stop with the lip fillers. Used to like Billy Murray , has been in a few decent things ...YEARS AGO....but it seems these day actors will do anything for cash, even this kind of garbage. This is 1hr 27 minutes of your life you will never recover from. Just go and re-watch Goodfellas. Nuff Said. You have been warned! The good reviews are from people directly or indirectly associated with this film.

Driven to the Edge (2020 TV Movie)

This is one Movie that lockdown SHOULD have prevented.

[1/10 · 1 February 2021]

I watch these low budget movies to find the little gems that appear every now and then, this IS NOT one of them.Bad acting, Bad script. Ring the Samaritans you'll have a much better time!