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Le salaire de la peur (2024)
A movie in a rasist genre of its own
Terrible French actors copying terrible Hollywood faces, plots and general "blockbuster" cinematic.
What I understand of this movie: 2 trucks pass through a desert. This is a movie about ... trucks.
The special effects are outdated even for 2000 level. If George Lucas had to make this movie in 1980 using little paper figurines, the effects would still be far better than what this movie has to offer.
The suspense in this movie is approximately 0 as everything is highly intuitive and expected.
There are a couple of actors mostly white and 2 black. The black people die, whites make it to the end of the movie ... There is a hero as well ... yeah ... he is white ... just like me.
"Let the engine cool for a minute" ... right after coming out of a river. She turns the engine off :))) . Firstly ... you don't need to cool it down after passing through water but ... let's say ... the engine was over the water. You cool the engine running it idle not turning it off...
This movie is filled with childish pieces of scripts.
This movie should not exist and consume megabytes of this planets storage and transit capacities.
If these actors were bread bakers ... I'd be dead after 5 minutes into this movie.
Ambulance (2022)
Do yourself a favor and skip this movie
This movie is the definition of American movies ... In real world, this action would have been finished in 5-10 minutes. When there are no other mediocre options to develop the subject ... here are 2 helicopters ...
This movies, again, pictures LA police and special units as the most incompetent departments to have ever existed on Earth. The exaggerations and predictability in this movie are nothing but a waste of everyone's time and memory storage. I think this movie should be deleted from the collective consciousness and forgotten.
Why, oh why are we being treated as brainless violence thirsty spectators with no analytical thinking and sense for decent quality. Why are we constantly being fed with ... guy robs bank and fights the whole planet?!!
These producers have no respect for viewers. I think the script was written by ChatGPT1...
Shotgun Wedding (2022)
Expired humor, bad acting and cheap directorship.
There are only 2 kinds of people: those who can watch this movie and those who can't. I couldn't.
This is a movie about Jennifer's body parts and unrealistic ... everything. There are a couple of scene changes that look like mistakes. For instance at the beginning, at some point her mom is being shown smiling through the screen of a camera then, the next frame she is not smiling, although continuity of the scene is being given by the voices.
It is just becoming too hard to watch American movies. It could be my age or the IQ, personal culture (I am a European). They just keep making copy movies with 0 innovation, watch one and you watched them all.
I really try to understand people like Jennifer or Josh ... They read the horrible script, look at the check and answer: yes, I will make this piece of rubbish, why not.
WE NEED BETTER MOVIES!!!
Avatar (2009)
3D HFR - computer game experience
Beside the lack of cinematic image or anything close to it and having the feeling that I was in a computer game, there are some truly boring parts as well as parts that don't really make sense.
At some point a few forest people go to a battle together with many water people. For a half an hour I can se forest people in the battle but ... water people only show up again by the end of the movie.
I felt very emotional at some times, mostly when destruction and pain is being depicted. We have a cat and a parrot and all I wanted to do was to hug my little ones.
A nice movie but we loved the first Avatar a lot more. Ok, the first Avatar we loved. This one ... let's say, enjoyed but with an eye on the exit door.
Savage Dog (2017)
Where is the limit of common sense
In the first place this movie should be illegal and the makers detained. This is such an offense to the art called 'film'.
This movie is so bad that any extra word would just add milliseconds to the time I already wasted watching it.
I would love to have a chat with the director of this movie and try to understand what in the world is his message as an "artist".
This movie indeed is targeted to violent people, feeding them on the hate and murder and blood and so on. It is like feeding hard core porn to a sexually obsessed rapist.
What a shame. Hello, this is 2017.