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The Chelsea Detective: Mrs Romano (2022)
Season 1, Episode 2
3/10
Maybe ..... Nah!
9 April 2024
Maybe ...... Nah!

Episode one delivered disappointment, but the outside possibility that there was potential for improvement, and so we gave episode two a go. Should have followed our instincts.

A ramshackle plot populated by cardboard cut-out characters, with a little ginger bloke on a bike trying to piece it all together. We enjoy slow paced mysteries, but sometimes the slow pace has to be a bit above that of a push-bike and, the mystery has to actually be mysterious.

Commissario Montalbano would have been far more the man for sorting out a high-end Italian restaurant, but he didn't get the gig, more's the pity.
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Murder in Mind: Sleeper (2001)
Season 1, Episode 7
If I had a hammer ......
6 April 2024
A very theatrical drama as an exploration of the human mind, and one which raises chilling questions of what our subconscious selves can do.

Having said that, it might have been brilliant, but just appeared to miss the point in places, not least when it came to some motivational points, and the interrelations between the occupants of a shared house, those who were in a 'relationship', and those who weren't. These were set against a very slow-paced plot, and with not a lot going on, it actually became boring from time to time. Woman walks in her sleep. Woman sleepwalks again. Woman does it one more time. And all the time seeks psychiatric help rather than medical.

I'll give it 6/10

Best point: Seeing a young Darlene Curtis.
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6/10
Van der Valk, without the charisma
2 April 2024
Yes, he also lives on a houseboat, in his case a bit of a scruffy one moored on the Thames just by Albert Bridge, rather than that magnificent Dutch barge on the Amsterdam canals, and there the similarity starts to fade. Was always bound to happen.

Adrian Scarborough plays DI Max Arnold with plenty of intensity, but he is a low-key operator. I also see a parallel with McDonald and Dodds, but with roles reversed. Now the nerdy little middle-aged bloke is the DI, and the powerful assertive younger woman is his Sergeant.

And they have a murder to solve, which all turns out to be very contrived, with a subplot of serious weirdness. Maybe they are trying to tell us all religious devotees are crazy, which might be a fair point, but it gets ladled on with a trowel.

At the end of this, we have one of those detective mysteries which is a 'watchable' way to spend 45 minutes, and maybe as the pilot show, it has the potential to mature out into something good.

I imagine we will watch Episode 2 some time.

6/10.
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4/10
Where's Fagin?
1 April 2024
I have not read this particular Agatha Christie story, but I am perfectly happy to believe those reviewers who say that the plot (which certainly has a very good and gripping story, with interesting and unexpected twists) follows very closely that of her original short story of this title, set in the mid-1920s, with some of the central characters notably damaged by the horrors of The Great War.

So why did this director choose to give it such a Dickensian setting, and wind the calendar back by at least half a century, to a dim and misty gas-lit Victorian London? I expected Fagin to pop round the street corner at any moment, to pick a pocket or two, or maybe The Elephant Man to be somewhere there, since the late Freddie Jones, father of Toby, played Bytes, the brutish showman who 'owned' and exhibited the hideously deformed Joseph Merrick.

'Hideously deformed' describes this work in every way. Please note that the original was a 'short story' and yet it has been padded out to run for almost two hours, around 30% longer than a regular feature film. And what is all that padding? Nothing whatever of consequence. The character of Emily was simply left as a cardboard cut-out, and the development of her relationship with Leonard was given no screen time at all. We had grim dark scenes in police cells, portrayed more as ancient dungeons, we had the same 'variety show' song played over and over, and we had a long and drawn-out final denouement. And we had sex scenes, utterly unnecessary, just to lower the tone even further.

The story pivoted around a courtroom drama, so why did they not even make any effort try and get that right? Many of these have been commented on as 'Goofs', but the list of them is so long. Why were counsel incorrectly placed at the back of the court, right up against the dock, and not in the first row of the well of the court? Why was the accused in the witness box (yes, in Britain it's a witness box, not 'witness stand') and not back in the dock when sentence was passed? Why was the judge addressed as "Your Honour", as in American courtrooms, not as "My Lord" as in Britain? By the 1920s, what British judge would accept a man on trial for his life, a man who had volunteered and 'done his bit' in the trenches of The Great War, appearing in the dock with his face black and blue with fresh bruising from multiple beatings in the cells? And since it was a 1920s murder mystery, you might reasonably expect there to a death sentence at some point, but the judge had to stretch forward to pick up his 'black cap' from the front of his desk, and adjust it himself on top of his wig, something an assistant would always be there ready to do. And why did they then depict an American execution, with a black hood (it was white in Britain) placed over the head of the condemned, followed by a heavy coiled noose, which was never used in Britain, but it was a simple eyelet noose instead. Maybe just a cultural cringe for American TV, but it all adds up to zero directorial attention to detail.

That last comment sums it up. 1920s London, prior to the great depression, was a busy and lively place, with the bright streets of its central area electrically lit. There were smogs, but these were not gossamer wisps of mist wafting elusively through, they were like a concrete wall coming down in front of you. I was a child there in the 1940s, and I remember.

Above all, it was simply way too long, way too dark, way too muddled.

It seems to be standard form these days for Agatha Christie adaptations. Take a great story. Wreck it.

4/10, and all those points were earned by Agatha.
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Murder in Mind: Vigilante (2001)
Season 1, Episode 5
8/10
Some lessons in life
25 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
A very good episode in which as the plot slowly unwinds, it leave a few very important lessons in life.

As the title tells us, it is all about a 'vigilante' attack, and as our social fabric becomes more and more stretched by those who would tear it apart, these might yet increase in frequency.

But as this episode reveals, the would-be vigilantes have based their entire action upon total misinformation, something they read in some local paper, in which some lazy reporter couldn't be bothered to get a name right.

And this is the norm. Those somehow feeling themselves justified in taking vigilante action are seldom the brightest or best educated, and the life lesson is that vigilantism is really not a good thing at all.

The second half of that same lesson is to leave it to the police. But suddenly we see that one of the vigilantes is getting ready for work, revealing a police uniform! New life lesson here - the police do somehow seem to recruit a fair few with the vigilante mindset, and that has always been a global problem, and a challenge to the social fabric. How much can we trust those who are entrusted to enforce our laws?

The third lesson is that criminals fall out, and their trust in one another is wafer-thin. If you are not a criminal this should not be a worry, but the potential for 'collateral damage' is huge.

Finally, a very nicely 'unresolved' ending to challenge the mind. We wonder how much DCI Duggan actually knows already, and how much he is about to find out.

A good watch. 8/10.
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Professor T (2021– )
9/10
Cambridge
19 March 2024
OK, I'm biased. Very biased. I am a Cambridge graduate, and an alumnus of Caius (pronounced 'keys') College, where the Prof's rooftop thinking place, looking out over the skyline, is located. And right there in the centre of the shot is my very own student room from the 1960s - what a blast from the past, more than 55 years on!

Unfortunately it seems they had to cater for American audiences, referring to the university "campus" (Cambridge simply doesn't have one, being so old that its building are instead just randomly interspersed with other non-university ones right across the city) and the "Dean" (No such position in Cambridge. There is the Vice-Chancellor. Many of the colleges have a person called the Dean, but this is a purely religious position, being the Church of England priest who officiates at services in the college chapel). Shame really. Ben Miller as an alumnus of St Catharine's (note spelling) should have corrected them.

Ben Miller simply came as DI Richard Poole, from Death in Paradise, no need for any change in costume, and the same up-tightness, apparently now officially Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, about which I know nothing, so I will comment no further.

But for a slow-paced and thought-provoking cop-show, this had everything. I ought to give it 10, but I will make it 9 for this first episode, expecting even better yet to come.
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Truelove (2024– )
8/10
A genuinely vital topic, and brilliantly acted, but.......
6 February 2024
The big 'but' is what did all those brilliant actors make of their raw material, the script and the screenplay?

Please let me express dismay that this is still such a 'live' (difficult choice of a word) topic in the UK, with the whole Esther Rantzen story on the lips of the nation, a much-loved TV star facing a dismal death from cancer, and unable to choose to die with dignity. Please also let me say that I live elsewhere, in the State of Western Australia, where Voluntary Assisted Dying is on the law book, as it is in all of the other five states of our nation, and has been for so long that nobody even thinks about it any more.

The UK is not so enlightened, and those people who consider that their personal religious affiliations give them a right to insist on how others live their lives, and how they die, still appear to hold sway. We had that battle here about five years ago, not long after I was myself diagnosed with cancer, and this is a matter of considerable comfort to me, knowing that a slow, lingering, agonising death will not be something I will be forced to endure if that time ever comes.

There's the background setting. I wish to avoid spoilers, as such reviews which are thus blanked tend not to get read. I will simply say that those involved do not display in any way the competence we would associate with them from their former professional lives. A top-ranking police officer and an SAS officer in particular would plan things immaculately, and carry them out faultlessly. It is the fact that they don't even get close to either which spreads this out across six episodes, the last of which was all but pointless.

Perhaps they felt they had to do things this way to present a 'balanced' view of Voluntary Assisted Dying, and maybe the religious obstructionists would have otherwise been even more up-in-arms than I am sure they were.

So they did all this to generate drama, and thus lost the plot.

8/10 for the courage to at least open up this dialogue on such a vital topic, and for great acting, but ...........................
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Queens of Mystery: The Raven: Final Chapter (2021)
Season 2, Episode 6
7/10
Nevermore
11 January 2024
Yes, it is 'Queens of Mystery', so finishing the series with a two-parter dedicated to Edgar Allan Poe ought to be right in the slot, especially as 'The Raven' was the title of the poem which apparently first propelled him to fame.

Central to the poem is the mystery of a woman first referred to as "the lost Lenore", and central to 'Queens of Mystery' is Matilda's never-ending quest to solve the mystery of what became of her lost mother, named Eleanor, a more typically English version of the same name.

Along the way we have all the references to Poe, including a young woman dressed up like him and wearing a false moustache, and 'The Pit and the Pendulum'.

And does the principal mystery get resolved?

The word the raven uses over and over is "Nevermore".

But perhaps there will be a series 3 ???
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10/10
Proof that crime DOES pay, as long as you are a CEO.
7 January 2024
A brilliant portrayal by Toby Jones, and a magnificent exposé of an appalling episode in British public life, one which has yet to be brought to a satisfactory conclusion, and probably never will.

We live in Australia, where of two recent Royal Commissions, one uncovered massive wrongdoing by the banks, which resulted in many ordinary people losing their homes and their life savings, and more recently a flawed computer system called 'Robodebt' punished hundreds of thousands of innocent and vulnerable people, and led to several suicides. But were these ever made right? Well, tragically you can't ever undo the suicides, but did people ever get back what they lost, and were the guilty ever punished?

Of course not! Don't be so silly!!!!

The guilty were bankers in case one and politicians and senior civil servants in case two. Not a single one was ever charged with a crime, let alone convicted. No banker ever did time, nor did any politician. You see, they and Paula Vennells belong to a different class from us, a privileged class for whom the law simply does not apply. They live their lives of luxury, draw their enormous bonuses, and eventually retire with huge hand-outs, while we all struggle down in the mire.

My prediction is that Sunak will say that it is not within his power to rescind the CBE of Vennells, and that it would not be "in the public interest" for her to be prosecuted and sent to jail for all she has done.

Nothing to see here, just let's move on.

That innocent postmasters did jail time, and some were driven to suicide, was just collateral damage in setting up a new 21st century digital post office, and Vennells will no doubt still be praised to the sky for all her wonderful achievements in doing so.

People in Britain were once ruled by feudal aristocrats and royals. Now they are ruled by feudal politicians and executives. Not a lot has changed in all these centuries.

This is not really a review, but it's hard to write one while feeling so angry.

So here's the review. Brilliantly acted, very tight script and screenplay to fit so many years into four episodes. Toby Jones for a top award.

10/10, and deserves 20/10.
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7/10
Twisty Christie!
31 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
With more murders than Midsomer, this one was a very twisty bit of Christie.

I am going to buck the trend of other reviewers, the people who simply can't be happy without lots of computer effects and guns, and even the low IQ commenter who condemned it as 'woke' because of the Nigerian lead, and say that we enjoyed the couple of evenings we spent watching this slow-paced story.

Now why would I do that?

Well, episode 1 drew us in, with plenty of speculation on what was going on, and in episode 2, even though we looked for the regular Christie touch of the person you least suspect, even the person you barely notice, there were lots of clues pointing to the major characters, which were hard to ignore.

And a very good ending.

7/10.
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Detective Montalbano: Il metodo Catalanotti (2021)
Season 15, Episode 1
10/10
A sublime finish to a much-loved series
31 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
All good things must come to an end, and as an ending to a beloved series, this has it all.

I write this having now seen the entire series, and the prequel, twice over, picking up so many things which were missed first time round, and in this episode the immaculately acted body language between Salvo and Antonia was perfection.

Maybe those who have decried it here with negative reviews were not really watching too closely, or wanted some kind of a Hollywood ending, and of course from here on I have to fill it with spoilers.

Some make rubbish comments about the age difference between Salvo and Antonia, saying he was twice her age, or old enough to be her father. They totally ignore that fact that Antonia was played by a woman of 44, and Salvo by a man of 59. In fact my wife and I were not far different from those two ages when we first got together, and our marriage has worked wonderfully for two decades. So why should Salvo and Antonia not find mutual attraction?

Some say Livia gets a rough deal, but she made herself into self-dumping baggage, and in the end she was the one who suggested during a phone call that they should end the relationship. She dumped herself, he didn't dump her.

Right from episode 1, with the whole François story, and her instant desire to adopt him, regardless of Salvo's opinion on the matter, it was clear that she was not on the same page as him, and as time progressed we became more convinced that she never would be. As he says here, the passion had vanished, and to try and keep a long-distance relationship going without that is all but impossible. Salvo is so much a part of Sicily, and Sicily so much a part of Salvo, that remaining so firmly anchored in Boccadasse was never going to be the answer for Livia.

And Salvo was tired. He acted so tired, and he ultimately said so to Mimì and Fazio, and surprised them both with the words. He simply couldn't go on the way things were. In the end Livia was the one element which was wearing him out, he had not an ounce more energy for the relationship, and it had to go.

The ending with Antonia was perfect. No promise of a happy-ever-after future, but no denial of its clear possibility.

Oh yes, and the plot. A theatrical plot about the theatre to end a most theatrical detective series.

It centres around an amateur production of 'Dangerous Corner' by JB Priestley, a 1930s play exploring the theme that what is said cannot be unsaid. Maybe Livia should have seen it. Agatha Christie also gets a casual mention, so it is all very literary.

I expect that before not too many years have elapsed, my wife and I will watch these all over again, and be no less enchanted time after time, and still love this final sublime episode.

The perfect ten!
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Death in Paradise: Christmas Special (2023)
Season 13, Episode 0
4/10
No, No, No, not Ho, Ho, Ho!
28 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Oh, really, was this the very best they could do for a Christmas special?

I don't like putting spoilers in a review, but this one spoils itself with sheer crassness, giving every appearance that it was just cobbled together as an afterthought over a few Christmas drinks.

The one and only redeeming feature is that we get to meet Neville's mum, which helps us understand why he is such an emotional mess, dealing with that domineering woman for all his young life.

But as for the plot, dear oh dear!

We very much enjoy Death in Paradise as light entertainment, and it usually has very good characterisations. But sometimes having the same theme repeated over and over starts to grate. The one where a sound, usually a gunshot, but in this case a scream, is erroneously used to define the time of the murder, a time when everyone has a cast-iron alibi, is as worn-out as Charlie Chaplin's old shoes. We all knew it, and thought "well, we can ignore all those alibis for a start". A scream from a deep ravine remote from the house. Why did Neville not think to test out just how well that could be heard from such a distance until the very end?

With his final breath in this world, the victim makes a pantomime comment "It's behind you", when saying "the vase" would have been so much more obvious.

The background suspect characters, the family members of the victim, are so wooden, none more so than Patsy Kensit (Patsy who?) as his widow, although his daughter is successfully portrayed as an utterly brainless airhead, who just happens to be a hopeful (ie hopeless) 'artist'.

And now we have this new character called Riley, and I am seriously worried that she is about to become the newest trainee officer, with her grating estuarine accent. At least Ruby did kind of fit in with the locality.

I'll give it 4/10 for Neville's mum and the good way she gets on with Catherine.
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4/10
It's a game of two halves!
22 December 2023
Yes, just like the soccer commentators all say, when across the full ninety minutes, all the goals happen to be scored at the one end.

And so we watched episode one, and saw this slow-paced murder mystery being laid out before our eyes, with all the tension, plenty of good acting, especially from Rufus Sewell, and we simply couldn't see why it was rated so low on imdb. Surely when things eventually panned out, it was going to be an absolute ripper. I could feel deep down in my old bones that this was going to be an 8/10 jobbie.

And then the bubble burst, as they do. We watched episode two, and the own-goals started to be freely knocked in. The whole thing frayed apart like a corn dolly that has been left out in a heavy thunderstorm.

It picked up four stars on episode one, with us thinking it was on target for eight, but it simply fell in a very big heap.

I am pleased to read from other reviewers that this was simply NOT Agatha Christie's story of the same name. We all know that she never used to write rubbish like this.
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6/10
Gender stereotypes
15 December 2023
We watched it because she is Mrs Montalbano, the wife of Luca Zingaretti, but to mention this in the same breath as a Montalbano story is like comparing chalk and cheese.

What we got instead was all this heavily ladled-on gender stereotype stuff, which may just about still have some validity in southern Italy, but felt two or three decades out of date to a viewer from the English-speaking world. All these men who had difficulty with the notion of working for a female boss, the big surprise when the new manager of the police garage is a young woman, who then adds that not only only is she a qualified mechanic, but also a graduate engineer, and finally Lolita, working for a boss (il questore) who is an absolute sleazebag, and whose every other comment is blatantly sexist. She also happens to be a cop who goes to work in six-inch killer heels, which could be really useful in a difficult situation - NOT.

As for a plot - a wafer thin 'suspend disbelief' jobbie. Montalbano must have sat at home watching, and said to her "What on earth were you doing in that total train wreck?"

I'll give it a very generous 6/10, and if we decide to watch any more we will hope for better.
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Detective Montalbano: Un diario del '43 (2019)
Season 13, Episode 2
10/10
Montalbano at his best
9 December 2023
An exceptionally slow-paced episode, which only serves to make it all the more gripping as the story so slowly unwinds.

As its title makes clear, it is dealing with events from wartime, and how they somehow manage to resurface more than seven decades later, with all manner of implications for those still surviving from that era. The flashbacks to then are extremely powerful, and very well played-out.

Luca Zingaretti delivers an absolute masterclass performance as Salvo, and often the less he says, the more he tells us with his expressions and actions.

And a most moving farewell is made for Dottor Pasquano, following the death of actor Marcello Perracchio, with all the central characters making an absolutely fitting silent tribute to him.

We were held enthralled throughout, and this could not be scored at anything less than 10/10.
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Signora Volpe: An Anxious Aunt (2022)
Season 1, Episode 1
5/10
Excellent travelogue for Umbria
1 December 2023
This is an absolutely first-class travelogue for the Italian region of Umbria. The old houses, the piazze, the terracotta roofs, and a laid-back life under the Italian sun.

Everyone would watch it and want to go and live there.

End of review. Well worth 5/5

Oh, was there a plot as well? Maybe even a murder? Maybe some organised crime? But nothing really coherent that anyone could detect.

Instead there was a sheer mountain of meaningless froth.

Froth, froth, froth.

It was a sort of 007 meets Day of the Jackal, and yes, of course she had to shoot some poor unsuspecting item of fruit, just like her dear old dad did way back then.

Meaningless.

So 0/5 for that part of it, giving us 5/10 total for this cure for insomnia.
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Annika: Episode #2.5 (2023)
Season 2, Episode 5
8/10
From the ridiculous to the almost sublime
26 November 2023
After last weeks absolute comic shocker, we have Annika at least somewhere back close to her best.

'King Lear' is the literary theme, after it last week being George Orwell and '1984'.

Lear, the crazy king who famously said "Nothing will come of nothing", and this time there is some good sound sense to why we are being thus well-educated in our leisure time by a Cambridge English alumna.

A bit of over-acting by some of the supporting cast, but the central group is strong, and Morgan has grown up a lot.

And the murder plot? Well, a body is found, and the location is a challenge for Annika. Both in its nature and remoteness.

In the end it all comes down to that old saying "The world is your oyster".

Worth 8/10 because Annika is fun - usually.
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Annika: Episode #2.4 (2023)
Season 2, Episode 4
3/10
Down and Out in Islay and Jura
22 November 2023
Hello, this is Annika Strandhed speaking to you, and you alone, personally. I am being played by Nicola Walker, who studied English at New Hall, Cambridge, and she wants me to tell you all about George Orwell, played by Eric Blair, who wrote something called 1984, when he was on the Isle of Jura in the year, yes, you guessed it, 1948.

Nicola Walker's 'college mother' at New Hall was none other than comedian Sue Perkins, who clearly must have had a hand in the script for this one, even though it claims the co-writer was 'Nick Walker' - we assume played by Nicola Walker.

Sue Perkins is always played by Sue Perkins, and she knows a great deal about ice, and how very long it takes to make it. But this is only in quantities needed for a long G&T, in her case the G before the T definitely indicating volumetric proportion. She certainly does not seem to know that industrial-scale ice-making requires a bit more than a domestic chest freezer, nor that once made, it is very heavy. Very heavy indeed, and I would guess that the block of ice featured might have been close to half a tonne. Two reasons why it would not have been so easy to make it in a great hurry, and then shift it around on an impromptu basis, in the event that you have just decided to do a bit of spontaneous murdering.

And so we end up with this rambling script in which Monty Python meets The Goon Show, with echoes of the 'Fish Slapping Dance', and lots more of "He's fallen in the water!" Indeed the whole thing was run not by Orwell's 'Ministry of Fear', from '1984', but by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Silly, silly, silly.

You can of course write a spoof cop show, which this kind of looks a bit like, but I don't think that was ever the intention. 3/10, and simply not good enough, Nick Walker and Sue Perkins.

"Oh look, he's fallen in the water again!"

George Orwell died of tuberculosis in 1950, aged just 46. So he never heard 'The Goon Show' on radio. Thankfully he never saw this, either.
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Detective Montalbano: Un covo di vipere (2017)
Season 11, Episode 1
8/10
Family Values
18 November 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The star of the show this time is Camastra, an old bearded vagrant, who has found himself a very nice squat for a few weeks in a tiny vacant shack just along the coast from Montalbano's house. Caught out on the beach by a sudden thunderstorm, he takes shelter on Salvo's lower terrace, falls asleep there, and upon waking up to a bright sunny dawn, spontaneously bursts into song. Now, if you were to find yourself on a gorgeous daybreak right there at Casa Montalbano, wouldn't you?

A review is by no means the same thing as a synopsis (other posters please note!), but this one is still impossible to write without spoilers, which are normally best avoided.

Salvo and Livia befriend Camastra, who is clearly a man of education, and it ultimately turns out that he was the sole witness many years ago to the great family drama upon which the whole mystery hinges. Such an incredible coincidence can be regarded as dramatic licence.

And here we hit family values, big time family values, with a plot all about the murder of a paterfamilias who had known simply no bounds to his disgusting and despicable behaviour. Not only was he a vicious loan shark, who had also run numerous shonky businesses, but he had been a massive sexual exploiter of the young women of Vigàta, and even Mimì is appalled by this man's abusive mistreatment of women!

However, keeping it in the family had always been his biggest thing.

Against this background, what is an occasional element of farce used in the direction of Montalbano episodes is here blown way out beyond normal. Dottor Pasquano, well-accustomed to eating half a dozen huge cannoli at a sitting, is visited by Salvo while taking breakfast on his balcony, a structure which must surely have been groaning beneath the absolute mountain of sweet delights which surround him. Meanwhile Fazio has been directed to send the murder victim's large collection of nude and pornographic photos to the customarily useless Giudice Tommaseo. These had been surreptitiously taken of all the victim's young women, and you can almost predict what will happen when Tommaseo receives them. He has the pics all blown up as large as possible and pasted to his office wall, insisting that he needs to carefully study all the evidence, probably using a large magnifying glass. And a woman with the biggest and brightest smear of lipstick plants a kiss of gratitude on Salvo's cheek, but he heads back home to Livia without even bothering to wipe off the lippie. Oh, Salvo, whatever were you thinking?

And of course Salvo breaks the rules - when doesn't he? Fazio expresses his customary disapproval, but Salvo is showing he has a heart of gold, keeping back the lurid pictures of the two exploited young women he interviews. To one of them, he hands back the pictures, and her gratitude is palpable, and for the other he just decides not to send them to Tommaseo, and tells Fazio they will never see the light of day.

This episode is far more theatrical than normal. No guns, no car chases, no fisticuffs, just lots of acting, most notably well done by Fazio. And no silly little dog either.

8/10

A small footnote of trivia.

The Viper is the only venomous snake in the UK.

There is a very old country pub named 'The Viper', which is the only one of that name in the UK.

This pub is no doubt surrounded by vipers, being located all by itself in a small area of dense forest and gorse, just west of the village of Ingatestone, in Essex. It has a website. Good ale, and worth a visit!

In the late 19th century, one of my distant relatives was licensee of 'The Viper'. Family values!
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Annika: Episode #2.3 (2023)
Season 2, Episode 3
7/10
Jekyll and Hyde
13 November 2023
The theme of Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson's great gothic horror novella 'Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde' runs right through this episode. The idea of a duality of human nature is explored, and that one person can exhibit two mutually contradictory sets of characteristics.

And so with Annika, we see a brilliant detective, but one whose work can often be error-strewn, even down to something as basic as spilling an ice-cream on her jacket in the opening scene.

There is also the big issue going on in her private life (which is surely yet to deliver one or two surprise twists and turns) where what seems like an error from long ago is now troubling her mind, and interfering with her focus on work.

This is a refreshing change from the standard detective who gets everything right all along, even though her/his boss is constantly giving stupid directions which are totally counter-productive.

Annika does make errors, but also for a change she has a boss, DCI Diane Oban, who is actually intelligent and supportive, even lending her own jacket to replace the ice-cream-stained one when Annika has to go in front of the TV cameras to give a media statement.

Unfortunately the plot this time is wafer-thin, and all the non-police characters are hopeless cardboard cut-outs. Otherwise I would score it higher than 7/10. This is not helped by a 45 minute run-time, and trying to fit all Annika's personal stuff within that, really left not a lot of space for the actual homicide investigation.
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Detective Montalbano: Una Faccenda Delicata (2016)
Season 10, Episode 1
8/10
Arancini
11 November 2023
With each new series, this gets more and more like watching 'Doctor Who'! This time, not only does Livia have a brand new identity, but, heaven forfend, there is also a new Adelina!

The numerous incarnations of Livia can come and go, and we all know for certain that each new one will nag Salvo mercilessly to within an inch of his life on a daily basis. But you just don't mess with Adelina, OK?

This creates serious worries that her legendary arancini might no longer be quite up to standard, no longer three hours of gentle patient simmering for the sauce, and then where would Salvo be?

This episode delivers another neatly convoluted plot, with all the customary twists and turns. But having used the word "plot", on this one occasion. Mimì really does lose it, vanishing into a mystery vortex of his own sexual fantasies. But then, that's just Mimì, now isn't it?

Mimì apart, the other central characters are all strong, and Catarella again delivers his own 'savant' moment, through which a vital clue is revealed.

As always, a thoroughly good evening's viewing, and 8/10 this time.
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Detective Montalbano: Una lama di luce (2013)
Season 9, Episode 4
7/10
Formulaic
10 November 2023
This episode was more formulaic than usual, but nevertheless, a good 7/10 jobbie.

But the customary questions were all rolled into one script:

Is it a mafia killing, or isn't it?

Will Mimi 'make it' with the beautiful (and indeed voluptuous) young woman living on the Marinella 'Lungomare'?

How many times will Catarella slam the office door?

Just how stupid is Questore Bonetti Alderighi?

And is Tommaseo even more stupid?

Will Fazio drive Salvo crazy with his long lists of facts?

In the meantime, imdb, how about fixing up this Bethany Cox who has written the same identical review for every single episode of Montalbano. Tedious and lazy. Please delete them.
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9/10
Operi dei Pupi
3 November 2023
The 'Opera dei Pupi' is a traditional Sicilian street puppet theatre, which plays out the story of the mediaeval epic poem 'Orlando Innamorato', by 15th century nobleman Matteo Maria Boiardo. This is a tale of love and jealousy, set at the court in Aachen (now in Germany, and right on its modern borders with the Netherlands and Belgium) of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne, who ruled across the late 7th and early 8th centuries. At its core is the rivalry between two knights, known as 'paladins' at the court, Orlando and Rinaldo. These two fought over the affections of the beautiful Angelica.

Salvo and Livia pass one such street performance on the Marinella seafront esplanade, and briefly pause to watch. The traditional story forms a metaphor to lay the ground for the plot in this episode, and a 21st century beautiful Angelica's affections are central to it. A small coterie of extremely wealthy and hedonistic Sicilians substitute for the court of Charlemagne, with suitable levels of hate and intrigue, and a bit of violence along the way. Salvo, Mimì and Fazio find themselves dancing around all this like puppets in a show, and it takes Catarella, enthusiastically playing computer games in his lunch break, to be the stable rock around which they spin. It is through watching his games that Salvo eventually realises the clue to the whole mysterious and very misleading puzzle.

Just like Doctor Who, Livia has reappeared, reincarnated in a new identity. But this does not stop her whimsically thinking back through 15 whole years of their relationship.

Well worth 9/10.
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I Am...: I Am Maria (2021)
Season 2, Episode 3
10/10
I've just met a girl named .....
13 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Maria was born during the era when 'West Side Story' was a massive global success, with the hit song "Maria, I've just met a girl named Maria" on everyone's lips. And in true 'West Side Story' tradition, this Maria is also a tragic heroine.

It was suggested on imdb that this was her 60th birthday (which was in fact Lesley Manville's age when this was made), but we failed to spot this in the dialogue, and a 'big' birthday might have carried far more fanfare and fuss. Nevertheless, her husband says they have been together for 31 years, so we can at least assume that she is well into her 50s.

And she repeatedly insists "I am in my prime", which does sound very 'Miss Jean Brodie', channelling yet another tragic heroine.

It is a story all about moving through those middle years of life, and starting to wonder how many good experiences she has missed out on. This can't be written with anything other than a spoiler, because she comes home from the office on a Friday evening, which just happens to be her birthday, and as her husband greets her, she immediately makes it clear that she wants sex, and she wants it there and then. She actually says to him "I want a dirty f--k!"

This is a massive pivotal point which confronts the viewer very early on, and the husband's refusal to comply sets the entire tone for all that follows. She is indeed a woman who still has strong sexual desires, but also strong desires for so many other new experiences in life. These are all those rich experiences she now feels she has missed out on, and at the heart of this is a growing lack of satisfaction with their semi-detached suburban life. Yes, they have all the home comforts, and they have adult children successfully forming their own relationships, and going in their own directions. Toronto is the planned one for their daughter and her new boyfriend. Maria looks at this, looks at English suburbia and suddenly realises there must be so much else in life. Who can blame her?

It is her mid-life crisis, and such crises do generally stem from choices made much earlier in life, which are then viewed with some measure of regret. It is so easy to look back at the various crossroads which occur in life, and evaluate them in the light of current knowledge. But we make all those decisions without any recourse to a crystal ball, and although it would be so good to arrive at a conclusion of "Je ne regrette rien", it doesn't always happen. Maria's regret is palpable, and at the core of her crisis is the fact that she finds that the man with whom she has spent 31 years now wants none of those things she finds herself aspiring to in her 'empty-nester' life. To make things even worse, he is way too ready to verbally put her down if she expresses those desires, and his words and actions become at times excruciating to watch.

And so it happens that for a very brief number of hours she tries to metamorphose into the person she calls "The New Maria". The ultimate conclusion is ambiguous to the viewer, perhaps deliberately so. What she makes of her life in a week, in a year, in a decade, is left for the viewer to speculate. That we feel motivated to even begin to speculate about the future of this fictitious character is a measure of the success of how completely we have been drawn into her story.

Brilliantly acted by Lesley Manville.
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Mrs Sidhu Investigates: Ripped (2023)
Season 1, Episode 1
4/10
Shami Kebab Diablo
7 October 2023
The Shami Kebab Diablo is an incredibly spicy and totally indigestible kebab, invented by Dave Lister of Red Dwarf. To quote: "It's delicious, Kryten. De-smegging-licious. It's me own recipe, you know. Shami Kebab Diablo. It's beautiful, man, it's like eating molten lava! I cooked one once for Peterson, you know. He was in sick bay for a week, what a weed!"

The digestibility of Mrs Sidhu has to be compared very closely with that of the Shami Kebab Diablo, and I think Lister's creation would win.

They tried hard, but it was a random scattering of pretty unlikeable dimwit characters rushing in all directions, while the eponymous Indian chef lady just kept right on feeding them.

Yes, there was a murder plot somewhere in amongst it all, and we all knew that Mrs S would unravel it in the end, now didn't we?

It would have actually been improved had Kryten himself made an appearance, perhaps as the son of Mrs S, ready and waiting to take over all the cooking and cleaning while she did her detecting.

It felt slightly like the genre of 'McDonald and Dodds', or even 'Shakespeare and Hathaway', but without the cleverness. It simply fell so flat.

Let's be generous for all the cooking, and give it 4/10, OK?
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