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Glee (2009)
A Virus of CRAP. Worse than High School Musical
I am getting sick of stupid s### like this, this whole high-school fiasco that attempts be both a comedy and a drama. Two words: EPIC FAIL. You know what else tried to be a comedy/drama? "Junior", a crappy film starring Schwarzenegger. How do you go from serious to funny? It doesn't work. It's like putting a clown in to help boost the morale of the Haiti earthquake. Now, I don't have anything against the actors, but their characters are so horribly written I can pretty much see the crayon scribble. I had a few good chuckles out of it, like 15% of it, but it couldn't grasp my interest or make me laugh any more than it should. The whole plot of having the teen girl be a surrogate for the teacher's wife is just RETARDED. And the whole pregnant high-schooler thing is a goddamn cliché. IT'S GETTING OLD. IT'S BEEN DONE FOR OVER 40 YEARS NOW. All in all, GLEE SUCKS.
Le roman de Renart (2005)
Not like the original version, but not bad at all
At first, when I looked up on this film, I thought it was going to be stupid. Well, I was right and wrong at the same time. It takes the story it's based on, uses a few references from it, and makes a few new changes. The story is kind of like Disney's Robin Hood but with a different approach. It's silly and childish, but it IS a kids film. The CGI isn't spectacular, but not every studio can be like Pixar or Dreamworks. But in all honesty, it wasn't that bad. It could've been a hell of a lot worse, especially with some other kids films that have been released in the past, especially in the 90's. So, all in all, I say check it out sometime. It's a decent film for the family.
Grindhouse (2007)
Screw what everyone else thinks!
I liked the ideas for both the films and fake trailers. Made it feel like a Grindhouse cinema. The only flaw, of course, was Tarantino's half. Yeah, it had great stunts and action, but that was like 30% of it. The rest was all chat. Rodriguez's half never bored me at all. Great action, bloody violence, great cast, good dialogue. Now, onto the fake trailers. MACHETE: The trailer was friggin' AWESOME! Nice to see Trejo become a leading character, great action scenes and film references. WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE S.S.: This was good. Nice to see some old faces from Zombie's films(Sheri Moon, Ton Towles, and Bill Moseley). What threw me off track was a brief cameo of Nicholas Cage as Dr. Fu Manchu. THANKSGIVING: BEST SLASHER PARODY I'VE EVER SEEN! Eli and his buddies did a great job with this mock-trailer. Great story, great slasher film idea, good cast. Gave a good icing on the cake with music from Creepshow.
Planet Terror: 5 out of 5 stars. Death Proof: 2 out of 5 stars. Fake trailers: 4 1/2 out of 5 stars. OVERALL: 4 out of 5 stars.