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The Green Knight (2021)
If you didn't like this film, you weren't paying attention.
The storytelling wastes not, despite the fact that its short-scripted. It shows as much as it says without spoon-feeding anything to the viewer. Has a unique signature to it. The sounds range from sinisterly subtle to ground-shaking. Engaging at the very start. Pay attention and be not distracted, for you could miss a lot in mere increments of masterfully paced time. And be honest with yourself as you partake in the tale. It will only add to the phycological element. No technique scuttled in the telling. "All meat on the bone", as it were.
Even if this tale is known to you, you shall not be voided any intrigue, originality or effective suspense. The strength in this film sits firmly on the intensity, character relevance, immersive perspective and grand expression among a collection of forgotten codes and archaic truths. Eloquently illustrates the question, "what is the true quest of a knight's test?"
I missed not a beat. Which leads me to the only real problem I was left hanging with. Why, though, the arrows that looked like something you just picked up at a local sporting goods store? I may have given this a movie a perfect ten had it not been for that one small detail. It appeared to be pertinent to no resolve. I deduce it means either it I'm makin a big deal of it or that's the one thing I did miss. However, It didn't lay a scratch to the experience at hand.
The Green Knight is one of few movies that have ever "spoken" to me. This may not be the movie I watch a thousand more times, but that's only so I never tire of it. I will definitely have it in my library to enjoy lifelong. Everyone who had a part of this production gets to sign their name on this legendary motion picture milestone. Thank you, it was unforgettable.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch: Aftermath (2021)
Um, hello? Casting director? Anyone home?
Look. I got nothing against Freddie Prinze Jr. But come on... a bit old for the part of the young Palawan boy, don't ya think? That's really the only complaint I got. But a production is only as strong as its weakest link. It wasn't even close. It stuck out horribly and immediately. I was like, he's awful young to have gone through that much puberty. And it ruined the entire episode. Get real, dude! Or please find another job. You're making a mess.
The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021)
Not a bad movie but...
I've seen worse. Some funny parts but not an original bone in its body. Cliche AF! And the horribly miscast adult voice over for the kid utterly destroyed the movie. It stuck out like a sore thumb. Not even close. I'd say nice try but it wasn't. What was the casting director thinking? And when something so obvious like that happens, one of two things is going on. Either the shot callers are all morons or the voice actor of that part begged or called in a favor. Hey, dude, it ain't the movie's fault your phone stopped ringing. When you're done, you're done. Stop what you're doing. It's despicable and you're making a mess. Thanks for ruining it for everyone else. Great job, guy.