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She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
A great reimagination of a classic
As a 43 years old male MOTU fan, I didn't know what to expect from this reboot. I was pleasantly surprised. The characterization is strong, the writing clever and the characters lovable.
ThunderCats Roar (2020)
Terrible cartoon
What's wrong with Thundercats roar ? Well, it will be a lot easier to tell what works in this terrible remake of a fairly good cartoon from the 80s : the animation.
And the rest ? It just plain suck.
The « art » is atrocious and amateurish at best.
The story is silly.
The characters look like some kind of 6 years old sociopath.
It's not funny
Oh, and who the #### had the bright idea to consider that the story of people surviving the genocide of their species was made for comedy ?
Fantastic Four (2015)
Most boring superhero movie ever
This movie is an abomination that anyone should avoid at any cost. No, in fact it is not one but two bad movies combined together in a 1h41 movie. Yes, a sane mind should ask himself " How can two movies be combined into such a short lenght ?" FOX studios, well known for having produced masterpieces like Dragonball Evolution, Elektra or Wolverine origin may have asked Godfrey Ho his secret... The first part or the mobile is a long and boring presentation. It's long, ans very Few things happened. it is what we can call " the Josh Trank part" Generic, looking visually more like à Nolan movie than a FF adaptation. Then, after the words " one year later " appeared, the action begins. Good ? Not at all ! Bad CGI and idiotic actions happening for no reason at all. Doom returns only to be defeated in rive or ten minutes. Poor Doom, Who looks Like a cross between a crash test dummy and a Schumacher version of a SM dominator. Ridiculous, like the Thing who wears no pants and has nô p#nis ta all... Add to this That the movie so cheap, and that, except Kate Mara, no one looks like the comic books character, and that neither the story nor the tone reminds or the comic, and you have a very generic, bland, âne painful movie to watch. At least Catwoman and Batman and Robin were entertaining in their own stupidity. Not the case here
Casino Royale (2006)
A great movie but a weak Bond ( SPOILER )
After the sci-fi excess of DAD, eon decided to return to the style of the first Bond movies.
Being a fan of the 60's Bond, I was very excited. This time, the producers have taken their promise : It is really a new Bond, without any gadget ( but FRWL and OHMSS haven't, and they are two of the best bond movies of all time ) and more down to earth.
Action sequences are impressive, but not over the top like in the Brosnan movies.
Paul Haggis script is the best of all. It is faithful to the book and the dialogs work.
The new bond style is more realistic and violent, and it works very well. So is Casino royale an excellent spy movie ? Without any doubt But is Casino Royale a great bond movie ? It's not so clear.
The movie has one big problem : is name is Craig, Daniel Craig.
It's not that Craig is a bad actor, it's far from it ( he may be one of the finest actor to receive the role ), but the saddest thing is that he is absolutely the worst bond to ever face the silver screen.
Where Sean Connery ( the best bond ever ) did an amazing job by making bond a dangerous, brutal and highly charismatic bond with class, Craig's physical appearance and lack of class make him look more of a Jack Bauer in a tuxedo than Fleming's bond.
I only saw bond in three sequences : the pre title one, the one where he seduced and abandoned Solange and the last in the train where he met the treacherous Vesper Lynd.
What's a pity, with a young Connery, Casino Royale would have easily been the best bond ever. With Craig, it's just a ( pretty ) good movie.