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Aku wa sonzai shinai (2023)
Cinematic episode of Coronation Street
Extremely weak plot. I watched this because I'm interested in Eco themed films, the premise was average and the script could be used in the future on Eastenders in a two part Christmas special. Unsure as to how this got made. Someone has got their foot in the door somewhere. To say something positive I did find the Playmode employees interesting as characters and the cinematography was serviceable, which one would expect at this level. The pretentious editing cutting out the music was amateurish however, and the score was OK.. I would recommend watching this if it was on TV at home but to see it in the cinema would be a waste.
Greta (2018)
Honestly one of the worst films of the year, avoid at all costs
After leaving the theatre I honestly considered writing a strongly worded letter to the cinema chain I use. (I have a cinema subscription so refund would be pointless.
I decided against this as I do not like spending my time spreading negative energy, and decided write a short review with the intention that I could save future patrons from wasting their hard earned money on this.
This story feels like we've seen it 300 times before, and despite David Beckhams sons girlfriend putting in a decent performance, Hupperts performance is one of the worst I have seen in all my cinema going days.
Without being rude, it seemed like she had learning difficulties, and I laughed out loud at some of her acting in this.
Wait till this comes out on Digital HD, UHD Blu ray & DVD, and remember not to touch it with a ten foot pole.