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Nine Lives (2016)
Absolutely terrible.
This is a movie that has been done a thousand times already and yes it still sucks after that many times.
This movie is not for kids nor is it for adults. It's not recommended for anybody.
Movie is so bad it angered me.
Everything is so cliché, so dumb. The writers for that piece of crap movie should be ashamed of themselves.
Sausage Party (2016)
Big Disappointment
I loved Pineapple Express, Superbad and This is The End so I was awaiting this movie with a good amount of excitement.
Unfortunately Sausage Party is a horrible movie. I think about 3 moments in the movie actually made me laugh and some of those moments were really minor (like the spaghetti can putting his "guts" back in, which you can see in the trailer of the movie so this is not a spoiler).
Maybe this is the kind of movie that is better when you are just as high as Seth Rogen when he wrote the story, but the thing is, I was super high so this should have been a blast, but it wasn't.
It seems that they got really lazy with that movie, like they didn't even try, the animation is great, I'll give it that, but it's just an uncreative, unfunny pile of dog turds.
I ain't mad, just disappointed. This could have been so much better. Don't waste your time or money on this.
Ratter (2015)
0 Creativity
This movie is one of the worst I have ever seen in my life. The people behind this piece of crap are amateurs at best, no talent, no creativity, nothing.
I can't even believe a movie like that managed to see the light of day. The camera work is awful, sometimes you can't see anything and some angles don't make sense at all.
Please stay away from this, it's just a total waste of time with nothing redeemable about it, not even a decent ending either. You will feel cheated out of an hour and a half of your life.
There is some suspense but nothing special. And nothing happens that will make you feel like it was worth watching.
Don't, just don't...
Sex Tape (2014)
Promising storyline, bland movie.
When I first saw the trailer for that movie, I got excited, it seemed really funny and fresh. The movie itself is somewhat of a dud, especially when I was expecting something good. What came out wasn't a horrible movie, but I can't classify it as good either.
Rob Lowe is the highlight of this movie, his character is very funny and entertaining. The rest of the film was mostly a disappointment. Promising, fresh storyline that ends up flat in the end.
Overall I wouldn't recommend this movie, not very funny nor entertaining, but not quite in the territory as some other modern comedies like "Don't Mess With The Zohan", which was unwatchable.