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Hell's Belles (1969)
5/10
Jocelyn Lane Makes This Watchable
19 December 2022
If you're a guy, you watch this for Jocelyn Lane's "Cathy".

All of the biker guys treat her like garbage. They're too concerned with their dumb motorcycles. If just one of them showed some genuine kindness towards Cathy, she would've been been very affectionate & devoted to them.

How dumb do you have to be to care more for a machine than an insanely sexy woman?

Is it any wonder she has such an attitude towards the men?

The story & acting aren't that bad.

This could've been much better ...or worse. Depending upon your point of view.

The humor is okay at times.

Jocelyn Lane looks like she had the potential to be a huge star, if not for acting, then as a magazine cover girl.

Yes, she is THAT beautiful.
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King Kong (1976)
7/10
Deserves More Credit Than Most Give It...Even with Its Flaws
28 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
First of all, way too many people going back to its 1976 release...al the way to today, compare this to the 1933 original.

Please people, stop comparing them.

Each one stands out on its own merits.

This 1976 version had a good plot, updated for the 1970s energy crisis (oil shortage).

It had three terrific performances (Jessica Lange in her film debut), Jeff Bridges as the "morale compass", and Charles Grodin as the greedy oil executive that has no compassion for poor Kong, and sees only wealth and glory.

The scenes in New York City overall were very intense and well done.

My biggest caveat was the flamethrower attack on Kong on the WTC rooftop.

It was techincally wrong. The soldier fired it way too long. He would've used up his fuel supply in a matter of seconds. And why didn't the other two soldiers use their flamethrowers?

The use of the helicopters instead of fighter planes did make more sense.

You really did feel sorry for poor Kong, being taken away from his home, stuck in the bottom of the oil tanker, and then being ripped to shreds by the helicopters gun fire.

If you haven't watched this film, look for it on your local cable network. You may find it for free.

It really is better than most people give it credit for!
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8/10
A Set-Up with a Great Ending
28 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
There is SO much to love about this film.

You've read it all in so many other reviews.

Near the very end, after Murphy & Ackroyd have exacted their financial revenge on the Duke brothers, Randolph Duke (Ralph Bellamy) suffers a heart attack.

When one of the members of the Stock Exchange tells Mortimer Duke (Don Ameche) "Your bother's not well"., Ameche snarls "Fu-k him!"...it is the funniest & most simple angry response I've EVER heard in ANY movie!

I watch this on cable for just this one scene.

So many great performances...so many great laughs.

Even some too-close-to-home social commentaries about the rich, poor and criminal.

After seeing Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours, Trading Places and Beverley Hills Cop, you just knew he was born to be a star.
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Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Ring (2001)
Season 6, Episode 4
9/10
Ray at His Most Insensitive Self?
6 July 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Ray really shows how insensitive he is towards Debra. He treats his wedding ring like its a toy. Then when Debra finds out that a woman hit on him, he "downplays" it (actually brags about how desirable he thinks he is), and keeps making more and more moronic statements, which just add insult to Debra's injured feelings.

Of all the times Ray shows how clueless he is about his marriage, this was one of his lowest points (which means great laughs for us).

Even with the three kids, Debra could land a much better husband...Robert even. He's sensitive, and loves the kids.

The woman at the airport is very attractive (Julie Claire).

The scene at the supermarket is great. Debra tries to hit on men, with embarrasing results . Ray backs over a woman while trying to hide from Debra.

To the reviewer "Debra's Just Awful"...how exactly is her getting mad so irrational? She has every right to be furious with Ray's constantly moronic & insensitive behavior. Add to this having to deal with overbearing and highly critical Marie...and disgusting Frank...you'd snap too!

Debra is remarkably stable and highly functional IN SPITE of Ray, Marie & Frank.
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Emergency!: The Steel Inferno (1978)
Season 7, Episode 1
9/10
Better Than Towering Inferno In Some Ways...Really
7 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is surprisingly BETTER than Towering Inferno in some ways!

This is due to better & more fire-fighting action. Watch the DVD version if you can. The television version (Cozi TV) edits out some good stuff, like Engine 110 responding, and its Captain radioing the initial "incident size-up" to the dispatcher.

I don't know why, but the writer(s) made Johnny very whinny. It got to be annoying at times. There was no good reason for it. And you'll see Linda Grey (just as Dallas was getting started). She plays a corporate executive, who when the fire breaks out near her office is utterly useless, and has to depend upon her secretary (Anne Lockhart, daughter of June Lockhart) to keep a clear head and stave off the fire in their office.

While some of the acting is a bit over-the-top and hammy (not unusual for made-for-tv movies of the day), the firefighting action is unusually excellent - the best part of the whole episode. Probably the best fire-fighting action seen in the entire series (really).

Given how much time Squad 110 gets on camera, you wonder if the studio was trying to use Steel Inferno as a spin-off for a new series using new cast members.

Overall, and especially for an "Emergency! special", this is VERY entertaining!
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Emergency!: The Convention (1979)
Season 7, Episode 9
8/10
Fantastic Ending for the Emergency! Series
7 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
There's some really exciting stuff in this very last episode of Emergency! The sniper in the run-down motel,,,and especially the massive fires and explosions in the lab complex in Marin County. We get to see the S.F.F.D. help the police handle the sniper with their deck gun. And the first-in fire units (Novato F.D.) at the lab complex incident have a snorkel unit that has TWO nozzles on the basket. That's a real rarity. As is usual of Emergency!, lots of humor. The "lab" fire looks like old Army barracks. They must have been ready to demolish them, because they were blown sky-high. Fantastic pyrotechnic effects...the best ever for Emergency! They may really have saved the very best for last!
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Halloween II (1981)
8/10
Halloween 2 Works in Most Ways
29 September 2020
No spoilers here.

What I like a lot here is: 1) John Carpenter's enhanced "Halloween" original score is super-creepy (in a good way). His / Alan Howarth's score adds a lot to the creepy, looming sense of doom.

2) More of what you expect & want in a "slasher film"...more gruesome death scenes. The suspense / lack of gore of the first Halloween film worked perfectly for that film. In this one, you see more of what makes Michael a true homicidal maniac. Some very fresh / original killings.

3) Donald Pleasance as Dr. Loomis still doing a great job knowing what a real monster Michael is.

What is not done well is some editing / filming mistakes. Certain things make no sense, or were edited very poorly.

Overall, there is a lot to like. Michael is even more of a monster here. In a slasher film, we want our homicidal maniacs to to be very brutal, and creative in killing their victims. And if you listen to the background music, it adds to, not distracts from the terror.

Look past the mistakes and sometimes poor editing. This really is a worthy sequel to the first film!
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6/10
Smoking Hot Lori Loughlin
21 May 2020
Like the old adage "humor is subjective", some people love the low-brow humor in this movie, and others think it "stinks on ice".

My opinion is, it lies somewhere in between.

It is really fun to watch a pre-A List Keeanu, and watch him deal with such a crazy prom night misadventure.

But for me personally, watching a drop-dead gorgeous Lori Loughlin (not long before her stint on Full House), is the most fun. She is the definition of "80s super-hot babes".

You can catch it on cable if you're lucky. like I was.

Whats the worst thing that can happen if you watch this? A lost 90 minutes out of your life. Big whoop.
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10/10
Does Justice to the Original Trilogy
3 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Rogue One takes place right before the beginning of A New Hope.

And it fits in perfectly with the original trilogy!

The story, characters, visuals, CGI, and light humor are all superb.

I love the ruthlessness of Director Krennic, Grand Moff Tarkin and Darth Vader.

The different planets (especially Scariff, where the engineering plans for all of the Empire's bases are kept) look spectacular.

The fight scenes (ground, space and aerial) look so realistic.

I have to give Gareth Edwards and his people 10 stars for such a magnificent effort!
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Emergency!: The Wedsworth-Townsend Act (1972)
Season 1, Episode 0
9/10
A Nearly True-to-Life "Reality Show"
3 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This was THE show that helped introduce the entire United States to the idea of "emergency medical care in the field" (or, pre-hospital medical treatment).

Thanks in large part to Emergency!, within a matter of only a few years, 90% of Americans were within 10 minutes of EMS care.

Each year, thousands of lives are saved that would be lost because people whom suffer a heart attack, stroke, motor vehicle accident, and dozens of other life-and-death situations can be treated "at the scene", many minutes before arriving at the emergency room. Thousands of lives were lost annually during these critical minutes before EMS care became widely available.

And, to think, some doctors were against the idea of "90-day Dr. Kildare's" (as Dr. Brackett put it) treating people in the field with limited training.

The concept of "Paramedics" was really started in Miami Florida. Not long after, L.A. County adopted it with a small pilot program. The county fire department was chosen to expand on this, because they had the fire department rescue trucks that could carry the equipment, and had personal that already had basic first-aid training.

This pilot episode introduces us to the origins of the L.A. County Fire Department paramedic program, with all of its trials and tribulations. After doing unauthorized treatment at the scene of a car accident, the two main characters (Roy and Johnny) nearly kill the program before it has a chance to pass legislation.

The head doctor in charge of the program & training of the paramedics is convinced by the assemblyman sponsoring it to give a speech to the members of the state assembly. Although skeptical, his impassioned speech convinces them to pass the bill.

Meanwhile the L.A. County Fire Department is dealing with a major disaster at a flood control construction project during a deluge. Roy and Johnny start to doubt themselves, and worry if they make any mistakes, they could ruin the program. Fortunately, they come through in the clutch. Dr. Bracket and Dixie show up, not knowing Roy and Johnny having seen the news that the program was passed into legislation.

The paramedic program is now officially a go, and emergency medicine in the United States will be forever changed!
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Emergency!: The Steel Inferno (1978)
Season 7, Episode 1
9/10
Great Follow-Up to the Series
16 December 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is the first of the "Made for television" Emergency! movies, after the series ended due to cost over-runs.

We see all of the regulars, except for Engine 51, and Dr. Mike Morton.

The fire takes place in an office building during work hours.

Actually, the fire is realistic, as are the fire-fighting sequences.

Overall, the acting is a little on the corny side, but then again, who watches for good acting?

The effects are terrific. I consider this to be the best of made for television specials, although some viewers might like the follow-up (involving the crash of a charter plane) to be more intense once the crash happens.

This is actually a more realistic version of "The Towering Inferno" (on a smaller scale, minus the over-the-top action).
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Backdraft 2 (2019 Video)
6/10
Decent for Direct to Video
2 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Don't expect too much for a direct-to-video (or cable) movie.

It is automatically going to have a minimal budget...so you can't expect to get A-list (or current B-list) actors.

The main character (Sean McCaffrey) is a member of the Chicago Fire Department's OFI (Office of Fire Investigation)...in other words an arson investigator. He is the son of Stephen McCaffey (Kurt Russel) who died at the end of the first Backdraft. His father's death torments him, and he blames his uncle (Brain), the head of the Chicago F.D.'s OFI, for his father's death. Sean doesn't know the real cause of his death, until circumstances force Brain to tell him the real story.

Anyway, Sean and his new partner investigate a fire / backdraft that accidentally kills 5 boys on Halloween.

The investigation leads to an arms-for pay deal gone wrong, involving a real-life air-to-air missile (the AIM-120 AMRAAM).

Perhaps the best part of this movie is Donald Sutherland, reprising his first Backdraft role of incarcerated Ronald Bartel, Chicago's most infamous and expert arsonist.

If you set your expectations too high, and are looking for a near-copycat of the original film, don't bother watching this. If you are like myself, and go in to it with an open mind, you may actually enjoy this at least somewhat.
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8/10
Pros & Cons of Towering Inferno
4 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
As someone who is a huge fan of the movie, but is well aware of its flaws, as well as its many great thrills, I want to talk about little-discussed things that both make this movie so enjoyable...as well as detract from it.

First are some of its flaws.

1) Exploding the Water Tanks. While this was done clearly for dramatic effect (and taken from one of the two novels this movie is based upon), it is completely unrealistic. When told of the plans to blow up these water tanks, the structural engineer tells Steve McQueen that the tanks hold a total of one million gallons of water. This equates to nearly 8 million pounds. No building in the world could handle that much weight (except, maybe on the ground floor, with LOTS of concrete and/or steel to support such a massive load). And why would you need so much water on the top floor?

2) A Chain of Giant Explosions During the scene where the scenic elevator is thrown of its track, we see several very large explosions, which look like bombs or TNT going off in sequence. During a fire in a high-rise, this wouldn't happen.

3) Breeches Buoy Disaster When the breeches buoy (in reality it is a Boatswain's Chair, used by the Navy and Coast Guard) collapses, you can see the rope falling from ABOVE the rooftop. Clearly, someone goofed on the effect.

There are many other mistakes in the laws of physics, special effects, etc. throughout the movie. But these are the three that I found most bothersome in terms of reality.

Now, my favorite things that make "TI" my all-time favorite disaster movie.

1) John Williams Masterful Score (A perfect 10) From the brilliant composer and conductor of the London Symphony Orchestra, who brought us the classic scores from "Star Wars", "Jaws", "Superman", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", etc., we have here perhaps his most underrated film score (which I am listening to as I write this). Right from the get-go, ("Main Title") we get the rousing helicopter flight over the Northern California coastline / hills / San Francisco Bay and City, leading up to the landing on the rooftop of the Glass Tower. Later on, we get the dramatic "First Victims" (the people burned up in the express elevator, and "Trapped Lovers", which highlights the deaths of Dan and Lorrie). From there on, John Williams score gets more thrilling, as Steve McQueen is told of the plans to blow up the water tanks, and calls Paul Newman to tell him about the plans ("Passing the Word").This is followed by the background music that follows Steve McQueen in the helicopter flight to the rooftop, and Paul Newman going up the staircase, past the fire. This great music follows them through planting the explosives and down past the fire, as well as watching the remaining party-goers tying themselves down. As the clock on the detonators counts down, the music builds the suspense until detonation (titled "Planting the Charges").

Then, as the water subsides, we see the survivors wake up and survey the aftermath, with Williams' music (titled "Waking Up") so subtly adding to the conclusion of the life-and-death drama.

"Finale" follows events down in the Plaza (outside the building), where we see some of the survivors, whom get grim news about loved ones. Steve McQueen gazes upon the temporary morgue filled with dead firefighters. Paul Newman looks upon the smoldering remains of the Glass Tower, and tells girlfriend Faye Dunaway that the building should be left as a "monument to all the B.S. in the world". McQueen stops to talk to Newman, telling him about how many people died, and why such tall buildings are "fire traps". As McQueen walks to his car and drives through the maze of fire trucks, John Williams' score comes to a rousing conclusion. This is followed by "An Architect's Dream" / End Credits".

All told, John Williams score does a remarkable job of adding to the film's entertainment value (especially the most dramatic parts). I have to give Willams' a perfect 10 for this.

2) Steve McQueen's "Chief O'Hallorhan" (A perfect 10) Steve McQueen was originally offered the role of the architect as played by Paul Newman. McQueen thought the role of the Battalion Chief was much more dramatic...and no argument here. He took the role very seriously, and didn't disappoint. He was awesome during the scenic elevator rescue. Watching his response to the plan to blow up the water tanks, and asking his boss "How do I get back down?" (to which his boss gives him a non-verbal reply and look of dread), McQueen retorts "Oh sh-t". Then when he calls Newman to tell him about the plans to blow up the water tanks, Newman asks McQueen "How are they gonna get the explosives up here?", McQueen deadpans "Oh they'll find some dumb son-of-a-bit-h to bring them up". These two scenes alone make the movie worth watching! I have to give McQueen a 10 for his performance.

3) Cinematography, Set Designs & Special Effects (overall a 9 out of 10) Virtually everything about these three categories was magnificent. Even with some of the special effects gaffs,I have to give credit to the photographic effects, set design and special effects people.

Overall, when you look at the positives and negatives, I feel that, 45 years after its theatrical release (December, 1974), this movie holds up very well from an entertainment and dramatic point of view!
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7/10
Real Life Towering Inferno...Sort Of
24 March 2017
Warning: Spoilers
I have done much research into the real fire portrayed in this made-for-television screenplay.

While names have been changed, and some dramatic license has been taken to enhance the movie, I can tell you that much of this film is based on the real-life events of May 4-5, 1988.

Security personnel ignored several smoke alarm warnings, re-setting the alarms. This caused a 15 minute delay in reporting the fire to LAFD.

It was people on the street, seeing the fire leaping up from the windows, that called 9-1-1.

The first-arriving fire department unit was a battalion chief. Upon seeing fire burning on the outside of the windows, he immediately called for 20 more fire trucks (about 70 more firefighters) and five more battalion chiefs.

In reality, the sprinkler system contractors had installed about 90% of the system, up to about the 58th floor out of the 62 floors. The sprinkler system was already completed on the floors that burned (12 thru 16). However, the contractor had the water valves turned off, awaiting the complete installation of the system before turning on all the water flow valves.

Also, the fire pumps for the firefighter's water hose supply (standpipes) had been turned off earlier that night, unbeknownst to the fire department.

It wasn't until sometime later that the sprinkler contractor's foreman told the Incident Commander that the pumps were off.

Once the pumps were turned back on, water pressure in some of the hoses was so powerful, some of the hoses burst open, and others were too hard for the firemen to control.

In the end, it took nearly 400 fire department personnel three and a half hours before they were able to extinguish the fire.

At one point, the fire department was using 20 hoses from the four stairwells. In all, they used over half a million gallons of water.

An after incident investigation by the fire department, insurance investigators, and national engineering firms determined that "unusually good application of fire proofing material on the steel support columns helped prevent a possible collapse of the top 50 floors onto the street".

The logistical problems (carrying all of the hoses, air bottles, etc up 10 flights of stairs, and thousands of gallons of water a minute pouring down the stairwells, as well as poor radio communications made the firefighters jobs all the more difficult.

In spite of all the things that went wrong that night, the LAFD did an extraordinary job in putting out the fire and preventing further loss of life.
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Everybody Loves Raymond: No Fat (1998)
Season 3, Episode 10
10/10
Thanksgiving - Barone-style
19 October 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Imagine eating a tofu-turkey at Thanksgiving.

Then imagine the reactions to the taste and texture of it.

If you are a fan of Everybody Loves Raymond, you can just picture how Frank, Ray...and best of all, Robert react physically and verbally to eating such dreadful "food".

Those few minutes at the dinner table are some of the best ever seen in a television comedy.

Lines like - (Ray, speaking to Debra, after she takes a bite of the tofurkey) "It starts out with an aftertaste, doesn't it", (Robert, after taking a bite of the tofurkey): "I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but can you please pass the broccoli", and (Marie to Frank, after a man delivers a fully prepared Thanksgiving meal): "Your ordered this food, Frank didn't you?". Frank: "What makes you think I ordered it?" Marie: "Because you want to kill me". Frank: "Okay, but I still didn't order this".

After watching this, you'll never think of Thanksgiving the same way again!
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10/10
"Don't Call Me Stupid"!
3 March 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Making a truly great comedy is one of the hardest things to do in all film history.

Really, how many truly "great" comedies have been made in the last 100 years?

Well, "A Fish Called Wanda" qualifies as a comedy legend.

Kevin Kline won an Oscar for "Best Supporting Actor" in 1989 for his role in "Wanda"...something that is virtually unheard of...and for a "foreign" film no less.

This movie is filled with more hysterically funny lines and sight gags than I could possibly count.

If you've read other reviews, they've provided some spoilers.

If YOU haven't seen this movie yet, buy / rent it on DVD or Blu-Ray, or watch it on the 'net.

DO NOT watch the edited version, because you need to hear ALL of the funny dialogue that makes this movie the classic it is.

If you don't have a highly sophisticated funny bone, don't like foul language, making fun of someone with a speech impediment, or "animal cruelty" (done strictly for gut-busting laughs), or have young children you want to share this with, then avoid watching it, because you will NOT enjoy this masterpiece of a comedy.

Regardless of my less-than-stellar review, just don't call me stupid!
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9/10
Irwin Allen's Best Disaster Adventure
28 February 2016
Warning: Spoilers
It has been argued which of the 1970's "disaster genre" movies is the absolute best...Poseidon Adventure or Towering Inferno. As some IMDb members have pointed out, "Airport" started the genre, and films like Earthquake and Airport 75 were highly entertaining additions.

But when it all boils down to it, PA and TI were the two most popular at the box office, each easily topping $100 million in domestic ticket sales.

I saw Towering Inferno upon its theatrical release in December 1974, at the age of 9, and was crazy about it, because a) I wanted to be a fireman, and b) loved all the great action (especially watching the fire trucks racing through the rolling hills of San Francisco, and the Navy rescue helicopters, as well as the amazing John Williams soundtrack).

However, as the years have passed by, and having watched the theatrical version of Poseidon Adventure on cable several times, I now feel that it is the better of the two movies.

First of all, it is one hour shorter, which means we get more action per minute, and less "fluff".

Perhaps most important of all, we get to see and know the main characters in much greater depth than we ever do in Towering Inferno. That alone makes for much greater drama, because we get to care for them more deeply.

Also the underlying themes in PA, such as faith, new-found courage, self-sacrifice, overcoming self-doubt and arrogance, and learning to trust a child to help lead us to safety are so well written and acted out, it just adds all the more to the viewing experience.

Above all else, what makes for a truly great disaster epic is having people we truly care about / root for.

Poseidon Adventure does this in a way that Towering Inferno never accomplishes.

In TI, Irwin Allen was going for true thrills, with less emphasis on the individuals. And with the drama / suspense of the blowing up of the water tanks, plus John Williams masterful score, it is a truly great "thrill ride", albeit with at least 30 minutes of excess running time.

And, even though I love Steve McQueen's "Chief Michael O'Hallorhan" in TI, I dare say that Gene Hackman's "Reverend Scott" is just as good, if not more powerful and charismatic.

If you want a truly epic "1970s disaster film", Poseidon Adventure delivers at every level.
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Everybody Loves Raymond: Lucky Suit (2002)
Season 6, Episode 16
10/10
An Instant Comedy Classic
25 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
If you've been a fan of "Raymond", you know this episode was an "instant classic"! It was Robert and Marie at their best.

Watching Robert sitting in front of the FBI agent while he read Marie's faxed letter was hysterical.

And the look on Robert's face when he blasts the door open at Ray's house was priceless.

Then Marie showing up at the FBI agent's office was pure Marie at her best.

If you never had sympathy for Robert before, you sure did after seeing his life-long dream going up in ashes, thanks to Marie!
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Pine Canyon Is Burning (1977 TV Movie)
6/10
Failed Pilot For T.V. Series
26 June 2014
Warning: Spoilers
For those of you who don't already know this, Pine Canyon Is Burning was a pilot for a television series that never came to fruition.

It stars Kent McCord (from Adam-12 fame) as an L.A. County Fire Department captain, whose wife died, and is left with his young son & daughter to care for.

His late wife's sister, who is wealthy, wants to take custody of them, because she feels she can give them a better life, given he is away from home during his 24 hour-long shifts, and doesn't make much $.

Wanting to spend more time with the kids, he accepts re-assignment at a "brush station", whose current captain is retiring.

Once relocated, he gets the kids enrolled into their new school (he butts heads with the attractive teacher), and gets the kids a puppy.

After some small job-related responses, McCord is put to the test when a brush fire breaks out near his home / fire station.

The kids run off looking for their puppy, against their father's orders and get lost.

His duties keep him from looking for his kids, and he asks other fire-fighters to be on the lookout for them.

While I don't remember for certain how it ends, I believe they wind up at the school house, and the teacher, not knowing what it is like to be a fireman, scolds McCord for not taking better care of his kids, but warms up to him in the end.

I was 12 when Pine Canyon first aired. Being a huge fan of Emergency, which was still on the air, I was really hoping PCIB would become a full-fledged television show, and was disappointed when that didn't happen.
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The Swarm (1978)
5/10
Over-the-Top...But Has Its Moments
21 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Bees destroying a nuclear power plant - yes.

Bees causing a train full of people to fall off a mountain-side rail line - yes.

Over the top & absurd - yes!

Inane dialogue - you betcha!

But, in spite of these flaws, The Swarm does have its moments.

The special effects are Irwin Allen-worthy.

Despite what other reviewers say, I think Michael Caine was very good as the intelligent bee expert / far-thinking humanitarian. Richard Widmark, who wanted to use sheer brute force to kill the bees, and butted heads with Caine, still had respect for both Caine and his enemy.

And the scenes between "the dove" (Michael Caine) and "the hawk" (Richard Widmark) discussing how to deal with the killer bees is actually intelligent (I.e. using chemicals that would destroy plant life for decades after the bees are long gone) is really long-sighted if you're Michael Caine, and short-sighted if you're Richard Widmark's General Slater.

Using science to determine what made the bees attack the Air Force missile silo, and the nuclear power plant...which leads to drawing the bees into a fiery death trap (if the science is real) was, I think a rather clever way to understanding the "enemy" - and exploiting this "natural attraction factor" and using it against the bees to lure them to their death.

I like the longer version, if for no other reason than it contains some more action (no science fiction / horror / war film contains more scenes with flame-throwers than The Swarm).

If based just on cheesy dialogue and unnecessary plot points alone, I would give this film two stars.

But thanks to the special effects, some intelligent science, and the scenes between Caine & Widmark, I give this a mid-range 5 star rating.
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7/10
Highly Entertaining & Thought Provoking Film
9 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
I have loved this film since first seeing it on t.v. in the early 1980s.

Not only does it have a great cast (Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Charles Durning), the footage of the carrier & its airwing...and the flight scenes is truly awe-inspiring.

The story - based on the novel by the super-intelligent Martin Caidin (who created The Six Million Dollar Man) was a piece of brilliant sci-fi and "historical conundrum".

The idea of (in 1980) a modern-day nuclear-powered aircraft carrier being time-warped to December 6, 1941, less than 24 hours before the Imperial Japanese Navy attacks the U.S. fleet at Pearl Harbor - and the commanding officers (and a brilliant civilian military "systems analyst") trying to make sense of the situation, and deciding whether or not to change the course of history was a great idea (H.G. Wells' "The Time Machine", comes to mind).

When making the fateful decision to change history, or leave things as is, the Captain (Kirk Douglas) states "This is a U.S. warship. Our job is to defend the United States of America against attack...past, present or future".

If, like me, you are an avid follower of military aircraft, then you will love seeing all of the jets and helicopters that served aboard the Nimitz in the late 1970s - F-14 Tomcat, A-7 Corsair II, A-6 Intruder (various versions for attack, refueling and jamming of enemy radars), S-3 Viking Anti-Sub warfare, H-2 Hawkeye (airborne radar & communications), and the Sikorsky Sea King helo used for Search & Rescue and anti-sub warfare.

One thing I wish the film did that was in the novel would have been to have more of the "technical talk" that Martin Sheen's character (Warren Lasky) used when explaining how the storm happened, and how the Captain and crew could figure it out using the technology available to them.

Also, in the novel, there was much more graphic detail of what happened to the ship & her crew when they went through the storm the first time.

The novel also gave a sense of closure to the Commander Owens / Richard Tideman saga that ended the film.

It is for these reasons that I give the film 7 stars, instead of 8 or 9.
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Blue Thunder (1983)
6/10
A Funny, Well-Paced Action-Thriller
7 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
I was 18 when Blue Thunder came out in 1983...and 30 years later, I still enjoy this film.

Granted, some of the story is over-the-top and unrealistic. But that is what you would expect for such a film - even if a remake were made today.

Roy Scheider turned out to be perfectly cast as the lead role. Malcolm McDowell was also perfect as the arrogant "foil" / former Vietnam foe of Roy Scheider. Warren Oates (who died before filming was completed) was a riot as Scheider's boss. And Daniel Stern was also very enjoyable as Scheider's newbie "Observer".

Naturally, the high-tech 'copter was the main reason people watched the movie, and it doesn't disappoint.

The soundtrack enhances the film's entertainment experience...especially during suspense and action sequences. Unlike too many films today, where the soundtrack is always played (and often drowns out the dialog), I truly find the music adds to the overall enjoyment, and have even ordered the Blue Thunder soundtrack CD.

The reason I give this film only a 6 / 10 rating is some of the overly ridiculous action scenes involving the helicopter vs. Air Force fighter jets. The copter wouldn't stand a chance against heat-seeking air-to-air missiles...let alone be able to shoot the wing off of an F-16 at a great distance with a Gatling Gun.
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Emergency!: The Steel Inferno (1978)
Season 7, Episode 1
9/10
One of the Best "Emergency's" Ever
13 October 2012
Warning: Spoilers
"Steel Inferno" is a made-for-TV movie - the first of 6, made after the Saturday night TV series "Emergency" ended it's original run in 1978.

This is a very well-made "movie", likely based, in part, on "The Towering Inferno".

However, Steel Inferno focuses more on the fire department's efforts to fight the fire & rescue victims...whereas "Towering Inferno" focuses much more on the personal dramas of the civilians.

Without giving away any key plot points, fans of the "Emergency" TV series may be disappointed not to see Engine 51 in the movie. However, we see plenty of Squad 51 (Roy & Johnny), as well as the Rampart Emergency staff (Dr. Brackett, Dixie McCall and Dr. Joe Early).

Steel Inferno contains lots of fire-fighting and rescue action that is very realistic (some of which looks like it may have been filmed during an actual fire).
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