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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Utter Crap
This is garbage. I realize these are digital animals but is it really enjoyable to watch animals get burned by lava and drown? This is not a good movie to watch, it's pure garbage. Using animals welfare for our enjoyment pisses me off. The fact that they are digital meant that the animators actually had to make them look and act like they are feeling pain.
Why the hell can't people make a movie that highlights why we would want to see these animals anyway? oh hey guys, let's combine a volcano with dinosaurs, that's new and original right?
What a pile of crap. Watch the original if you want to see dinosaurs act like animals and not be needlessly tortured and maimed. It's pathetic, I am glad they don't exist along side humans cause this is probably how we'd really treat them
5 Flights Up (2014)
Pointless
I expected a quirky little movie here. The summary seemed to be something that would interest me. Boy was I wrong.
So basically, an older couple is looking to sell their New York City (Brooklyn) apartment. Why? Well, because it has five flights of stairs and they are a little concerned about their health. OK. Reasonable enough. As far as I know, they have no other reason. They both do not particularly want to move, in fact they love their apartment. Right, so why are they moving? oh yea, the stairs.
The movie continues by showing how the couple moved to the apartment over 40 years ago, it shows flashbacks of their earlier years and all the fond memories they have. But, you know, 5 flights of stairs. The have an annoying as hell real estate agent who has an open house in their apartment. For some reason, everyone, except a sweet little girl are a$$holes. Everyone. I'm not sure why they made it this way, but they were all jerks. I didn't get that. Unless that's how the general populous of NYC is considered? No idea. Never been there Then they start looking for a new apartment. They find one they like, even though they say nothing will ever be as good as our apartment (then why the f*^k are you moving?!!!). I was almost shouting at the TV about how idiotic this move is! It's all about two people moving, who don't want to move. And if you can't guess what happens in the end? let me just say that there is no point to this movie. None.
Oh, and for some reason there's a dog who has surgery and a potential terrorist.
Pass.
Transcendence (2014)
Complete disgrace. Horrible
I couldn't rate any lower than 1 so I guess it gets a 1.
How on Earth does this stuff get green lit? I don't understand. This type of movie may have been good in 1981, but in 2014, there is no excuse.
The plot is completely ludicrous, the dialogue is horrible "I think he's fragmented". Seriously? I found myself bursting out with laughter at the ridiculousness of the entire movie. How many eye rolling minutes can you pack into a movie? I'd rather watch paint dry. Complete and utter failure. I love movies. I love when I watch a movie and I am reminded why I love movies. It will take 2-3 good movies to get over the sour taste this movie left in my mouth.
Avoid at all costs. Do not give them a reason to even consider making something else along these lines.