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Hansel, Gretel i Agentstvo Magii (2021)
One of the worst..
..animations I have seen.
Å lot of potential wasted as the animations are quite good. The storyline and humor is a big hit&miss and is neither for adult nor kids.
Cannot recommend this. Movie.
Stand Up Guys (2012)
No edge, no charisma
This is a total waste of time. Nothing that remind you the good ol magic Pachino and Walken created on screen in the past.
I expected a lot more than this. The script is super thin, poorly executed and gives you a feeling that this just is a money cow for retired actors. The irony here is quite obvious.
Their facial expressions is lacking, and the humor, if you can call it that, is flat and way to casual to catch your interest.
I've seen this before, an actor gets too old, and their "energy" and "expressions" disappears.
Stay away.
The Walking Dead (2010)
One of the worst TV-series ever to air
The only reason I watched this series was because of the good critics, and the user votes. Turns out, that was, just as this series, a big mistake.
I might as well repeat the words of everyone else that haven't rated this series a full ten. The first two episodes was decent, you didn't know the characters, it was fast paced, and interesting. But then it all fell apart. Like a deck of cards.
I could go on and on about the obvious logical mistakes(and I'm not talking about the zombies, they are the only thing that makes sense after a while..) and point out all the missing characterdevelopments, the lack of feeling, the uninteresting plot, the faulty storyline, and the poor specialeffects that make it look like a budget class series.
Steer clear of this one, and let me tell you this IT DOESEN'T GET BETTER!
Zatôichi (2003)
The worst Samurai movie I've EVER seen!
This movie had so many flaws that if I have to mention them all, it would take forever..
To start with; the storyline - you don't get ANY information about who is who, or what the h**** is going on, until half ways in the movie. This could work if the movie director is skilled enough in cutting the scenes together and making it clear for the viewer what is happening in the plot.
This movie is just one of a thousand bad B-rated movies out there, the hero kills everyone, get a little banged up before the last fight, and the story ends.. Even Steven Seagal movies are better put together than this one.. Seriously, the hero does some pretty un-called for stuff..and is clearly on a power-trip throughout the movie..
The editing in this movie is some of the worst I've ever seen, you don't know when they are having flashbacks, or why they suddenly jump from one scene to another without any introductions or anything... the visual effects also looked extremely fake, this is NOTHING like the old samurai movies, not by a long shot..
There are so many things wrong with this movie that I can't mention them all.. but this was for me one of the worst movie-experiences ever..
Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale (2007)
Awful, just plain awful...
First off I just wanna express how glad I am to not have invested a single penny in viewing this movie, because this is horrific in every single way.
The whole movie looks and sounds like it was made by a bunch of useless people who clearly lack both humor, and are stripped of any artistic talent what-so-ever.
Now, what is wrong with this movie? Short version; everything. It doesn't look right, doesn't feel right, its not Tom&Jerry at all.
I curse Time Warner for ever letting this garbage hit the market, one lousy episode of the old Tom&Jerry is 100x better than this sorry excuse for a cartoon.
If T&J was a crappy cartoon to begin with, maybe I wouldn't bother, but its not! T&J is one of the best cartoons out there, and now its clear that the legacy died many many years ago..
Don't buy it, don't watch it, thats all I can say.