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Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Dont watch this
This movie is reeeaaallly bad. Theres long storyline scenes that they flat out never touch again. Its not funny throughout. Theres literally only a 5 minute part a hour in where i laughed like 3 times, but this is a 2 1/2 hour movie. Thats not enough.
This movie thinks its satirical but its not nearly smart enough for that. Its stuff all us normal people already accept as fact. Im guessing in the community of the rich people who made this movie think theyre saying something special. I guarantee the only reason people are saying they like this movie is cause it pretends to be smart. So if you dont like it you must be "dumb".
This move sucks.
The Menu (2022)
This isnt good
Please dont watch this. This is absolutely a movie that people will like because they feel that if they bad mouth it people will think theyre stupid. This movie isnt smart. Its not really satire as much as stereotypes. Because of this the beginning like 45 minutes just drags on. You know who the characters are as soon as theyre introduced so spending time trying to build stuff up is wasted.
I would say satire is made to be funny or try to tear something down which this doesnt do. Maybe a dude whos been rich for decades isnt the guy to direct a movie trying to be satirical about rich foodie crap.
Not horror, not really a comedy, not satire. Not really well filmed, its just one boring room. Did make me chuckle a few times and is generally well acted.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
You guys for real?
This movie isnt good. I have the strong feeling people are pretending to like this movie to feel smart or cultured.
The movie is flat our boring. And at a snail's pace. But even with that, the characters are hardly developed. The only reason you feel like you know them is cause theyre generic movie characters. Rough around the edges cowboy, his more formal brother, and the drunk woman who just cant handle it.
And to call one brother abusive, as the description says, is absolutely hilarious. This film is in 1925, that guy would not be considered abusive for the time period.
I cant even say this movie is well made cause the score is absolutely confusing at times. Visually it look's good though.
Suburra (2015)
Just couldnt stick the landing
This movie was doing really good for the first 2 hours. Literally the only problem was the music, it was just too much at times.
Then the last minute.. The way it was setup was lazy. And the way it happened was non-sensical and literally changed what the entire rest of the movie was about.