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Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
To much love, sparkles and glitters!
The movie is way smooth, shiney and beautifull. With the editing and polishing they went way fo far for me and there is absolutely no edge to it. It's so beautiful I made a big mess in my pants. I normally watch a different kind of film for this effect. Conclusion this isn't an action but a porn flick.
Mushikago no Cagaster (2020)
No good
First of all I'd like to say that I dont understand why everybody critisizes the animations and basing their opinion just on that.
The real problem with this series is the writing. Man it's bad. The characters are stereotypical and weird at the same time. The main soldier has an uncomfortable relationship with a girl who is way to young!
These insects are so powerfull they could crush an entire town if they wish to. So the main soldier dude takes a bunch of them (with only a shotgun and a big knive, but these things are enormous and have impenetrable skin) on and only 1 initiates battle and the rest of them just leave or vanish?! He wins the battle but it was close so if 2 battled him he... I'm tired to continue. Just don't watch it!
Queen of the South (2016)
Bad script, acting and a complete lack of common sense.
There is so much wrong with this show it nearly looks like they are doing it intentional. A couple of examples:
1. When the lead actress is captured she gets offered help by some random woman samaritan. After about 2 minutes she passes out from a ruptured balloon filled with drugs. No symptoms of an overdose or nothin! Just drops dead like that! Cmon folks it doesn't work like that you first start with of symptoms and are dead in about 15 mins.
2. She offers to swallow the remaining baloons and deliver them to some guy. The guy driving her says it's risky because the police knows they are trafficking drugs. With this in mind he races like a complete maniac to the airport (with al the risks of getting noticed by the police). Hedrives a pretty expensive car and doesn't seem to mind he is wrecking it (the amount of drugs swallowed isn't that much to cover even the car).
It's filled to the brim of examples like these. So if you lack common sense, do not care about details, plot or acting this is a show for you. My wife seems to like it so I'm stuck watching it from time to time.
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Abysmal camjob
The title says it all. Just as bad the previous bourne movie.
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
The 'special' camera work makes it abysmal
The camera work is intentionally wild and all over the place which want to toss my cookies. I HATE IT!
Pandemic: How to Prevent an Outbreak (2020)
Could be great but its waaay to slow
A nice concept that could be very interesting. But halve way into episode 2 I just quit because it's filled to the brim with stuff unrelated to any pandemic. I don't care about the complete documentation of the personal lives of every doctor or person in the docu. This could have fitted in 1,5 hours if they leave out all the nonsense, I don't have time for this!