caroline_chupaa Reviews

Dates from Hell: Bullet for My Baby (2013) Season 2, Episode 3

Bullet for my baby

[3/10 · 24 July 2023]

Wow, I can't get over the weakness Melinda had. What an absolute coward just sitting in the car watching her dad kill her boyfriend.

Just can't imagine the terror her boyfriend must have been feeling.

I will never understand how people can be so selfish and play the victim card in situations like this.

If you really love someone you don't just sit back hoping it will be okay.

She could have warned her boyfriend.. she could have done SO many things to protect her boyfriend and she choose to do absolutely nothing to please her father and not be punished herself.

If you can't stand up for yourself in this messed up situation at least don't envolve yourself with others.

Hack My Home (2023– )

Really cheap and ugly solutions

[2/10 · 9 July 2023]

Was hoping this would be more fun to watch! I get that very few have these huge budgets for everything to be renovated and fixed.

But this is just pure garbage, everything is soooo outdated and most of the solutions only works in small doses but yet are very functional in the future for the families and eventually if they sell.

I would never never be a part of this show or the team. Their creativity level is on a kindergarten level.

They should watch The Studio McGee team and learn a little there from class to function.

This lacks everything most people would want.

To bad Netflix promotes so many shows like this.

Secrets & Sisterhood: The Sozahdahs (2023– )

Judgemental sisterhood from hell

[1/10 · 20 June 2023]

I have never seen or met anyone who trash-talks they're sisters or family more than this grown-ass women..

Much talk about family, tradition, Respect and sisterhood yet lacks all of it. Really bad portrait of how women should treat each other, family or not.

The amount of hate and jealousy these girls how for each other is sickening. I found it really strange, Sad and fake how they all seek attention their view on religion, cultural differences and all the judgement and pure meanness they bring out in each other and themselves.

Either this is such a staged dumb reality tv-show aiming for some serious hard views from a wannabe Kardashian family or they are seriously in need For therapy and some deep cleansing or how to speak to people, treat people and behave public and Behind shut doors.

Revolting behavior from women.

9-1-1: Lone Star (2020– )

Good storylines!!

[7/10 · 10 April 2023]

Interesting, fresh and has a lot of depth to it and the characters.

Besides that the only thing that really annoys me is however the filter they use.

Everything is so dark and blue and grey, almost impossible to understand that it's supposed to be in Texas.

It almost feels like it's all filmed in flashbacks........

The whole filter is so depressing and makes the series feel like it was filmed on a low budget.

Wish they used a less crappy filter.

Besides that there isn't really anything bad to say, great show with great storylines,

keeps me wanting more and looking forward to new episodes.

The Sex Lives of College Girls (2021– )

Fun but

[5/10 · 9 December 2022]

Its a fun watch, but it tries a little bit too much to be funny. And the lack of buildups in relationships it's a bit off and strange. Suddenly people are dating but we don't really get to follow the build up, I feel it's a bit too rushed especially Tatum's relationship.

I know it's a light and fun show but a show can still be like that with some depth and character development.

It's like Everyone know everyone within just a meet or two meet and greets.

The sex scenes are alright and sometimes fun and awkward and probably relatable for a lot.

Just annoyed by the lack of connections and love interests.

Halloween Ends (2022)

Dark and unstoppable to a weak cage-rat

[5/10 · 15 October 2022]

They did him so bad.

From the unstoppable killing machine consumed by darkness to a weak man trapped in a cage, almost unable to kill and keep himself fed.

How does this explain all the other years he's been killing and haunting? To be honest they made him more human than ever and I can't stand it, I'm surprised they didn't make him talk and sit in a wheelchair. How to ruin something so great and mysterious.

The whole idea of showing where he went in to hiding was irrelevant to the whole story.

And all the focus on the love between Allyson and Corey felt like a Rushed storyline simply to fill in the blanks. They could have done so much more.

I really wished they could have gone much more darker and deeper into the whole story with both Michael Myers and perhaps see a more realistic.. Laurie Strode, especially after her daughter got killed.

Would also have been nice to see a much longer haunt scene, of a cat and mouse-game between Myers and Strode. I felt the kitchen scene was too rushed and it all just ended really quick.

Suddenly Michael is so easy to kill? Yet the evil fleece within him was just the mask? I doesn't make much sense in this universe that it was just to cut him a few times and than do him over - with a fridge - I mean- now NOW he's trapped? After all this time he's just a man who bleeds out in the end.

I've always felt the storyline somewhat tried to go along with that something really evil was always in him or got into him, weather it was something superhuman, dark force he created himself the night he killed his sister Judith at the age of 6 or 7 or that some kind of a demon consumed him and he became what went in. - Either way the ruined it.

The only good thing was the ending, how they disposed of him - why they didn't to it earlier "all tough this would be too realistic for the movies as why he would come back - perhaps a deadbyte"

I'm a huge fan of the original and really liked the 2018 as well. But Halloween Kills and Ends jut lacked the entire dark force feel.

Sometimes darkness is better kept Hidden and less questionined.. and more mysterious.

The Midnight Club (2022)

Should have, could have..

[5/10 · 9 October 2022]

Not sure where to start with this review to be honest. I did somewhat have high expectations to this series since I'm a huge fan of Bly Manor and Haunting of hill house which were two amazing series by Flanagan and co.

This however lacks everything I usually like in horror shows and movies. I feel it's very predictable the makeup isn't really that good either, compared to the other projects this feel like a very low-budget series.

The actors aren't really very convincing and the storyline isn't that interesting either.

I should really wanted to like this one and felt it lacked so many things although I can't put my finger on everything..

I was hoping to at least like some of the characters but they all just fall very flat.

The only thing I really like about this show is the eerie feel to it, and the fact that's it's supposed to be set in the mid 90s.

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

A cast with zero chemistry

[3/10 · 23 September 2022]

Well this movie was.. dull dull dull. I guess it had a few fun scenes but that's about it. It's like "Clue meets Scream" only it does not work, and the whole build up everyone's waiting for just does not happen.

The script and the whole cast feels really rushed, some of these actors are great, they just didn't work so well together.

Was really hoping this would be cool and entertaining but this feels like a super annoying party I really want to leave, I don't even want to stay to see what happens and that will unfold I'd rather just say bye and go home and sleep, and than sleep some More.

A big big big no from me. Too bad it had potential.

Fall (I) (2022)

Amazing!

[9/10 · 1 September 2022]

What a thrill! Keeps you on the edge of your seat every second throughout the entire film.

Rarely so they make good movies like this with only two characters.. usually movies like this gets boring real quick, this on the other hand was unlike no other movie I've ever seen with the same plot.

Everyone should see this in the cinemas.. one hell of a feeling!! Or at least on a big screen!

Shoutout to the two leads and the writers not a single dumb thing about this movie except the iPhone and the choice for climbing but it's nothing compared to other actio-dramas!!

Simply amazing!!

.................................. Defiantly recommending this to all my friends and family, my nerves are still on the edge and my body is still shivering, hah! Go see it!

Amazing Stories: The Cellar (2020) Season 1, Episode 1

Should have been about the Cellar the entire season!

[10/10 · 1 September 2022]

Episode one was so good and captivating, so mysterious and interesting.

Really wanted Evelyn to find her way back to Sam and vice versa! They really seemed to belong together

Such beautiful episode with a somewhat rushed ending!! To bad they did not make the whole show about The Cellar!

Would also loved to see how Evelyn adapted to the year 2019 and how her music career went on.

We don't see many love stories like this in modern films and I love how they just mixed it up, lots of time traveling shows and movies have been made but rarely so I come across something as stunning and haunting as this episode.

Right in the feels and what a match made in heaven theeae characters and actors had so much chemistry.

Spin Me Round (2022)

Pretty cool and quirky

[7/10 · 19 August 2022]

Huge Alison Brie fan, and she was absolutely fantastic in this film! Was hoping to see more of Audrey Plaza and not to mention - that I was hoping they'd have a run into each other in the end.

It was enjoyable but was hoping the ending went a little different. And they should put Plaza and Brie in more movies together (yes I know they've already acted together in a few.)

Speak No Evil (2022)

Provoking

[6/10 · 21 July 2022]

Good: Makes you feel on your edge the whole entire movie!! Which is very good. Super suspense and thrilling.

Bad: there's absolutely no common sense within the parents from Denmark.. they don't have any fight or guts and makes the dumbest most naive decisions you'll ever imagined witnessing. Especially towards the very end, when they realize what's going to happens they simply "let it." The lack of fighting back is almost humerus. And laughable. No human would react like that.. makes no sense.

So in a way the last 30 minutes really ruined it for me.

The Black Phone (2021)

Um.. what the..

[6/10 · 16 July 2022]

I expected so much more.. just the whole phone idea was okay. But then the sisters magic powers.. and him.. two houses? And how come the police didn't see the black car in the end..

The police did nothing yet beloved a little girl when we claim she saw stuff..

And the boy escaping not screaming louder right away running away from the car and perhaps into a neighbor's yard?? Instead Of in the middle of the road.. come one lazy writing, lacking ideas..

And what was the motive? So many answers left unexplained..

The whole movie ends up in a complete frustration.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Only good thing is Wanda

[5/10 · 26 June 2022]

Too much going one, hard to keep up with all the characters, multiverse.. just to much going on at once and to much to remember.

Only good thing about this movie is Wanda.

Watcher (I) (2022)

Mystery deleriousville

[6/10 · 26 June 2022]

Interesting watch. The whole idea about a watcher and a lurker in the dark is pretty much a used up plot. But this actually works. And i happend to love the whole stalker-stranger storytelling.

It makes you questioning the main character's state of mind the entire time. All alone in a new country, husband is away at work most of the time, what can the wife possibly be up to all alone - not speaking the language but trying to learn.. she keeps feeling watched and tired of not being understood and hears she starts a little stalking herself. Stalk the stalker and something will unfold.

It was an all right watch witch some twists and turns.

Crimes of the Future (2022)

Crimes of the zZzZz...

[4/10 · 26 June 2022]

Okay, I must admit I was expecting much more from such a genius director. Interesting choice of cast. Interesting storyline, but gets a sleepy telling and as I am a fan of slow-burn this was simply to slow. It lacked everything a horror/ sci-fi can lack, the only good thing about this movie is how it had potential but didn't even come close to scary, tense, eerie or made me want to keep my head and mind stuck to the screen. I was trying to give it all my best off effort to stay continued watching and hoping for something more.. but no. It was boring to be fair, the special effects was good. But that's it. No build-up, no real fear or drama or interesting dialogue between any of the characters. Ugh just terrible. So far 2022 has been a bad year for good movies.

Stay away from this mess of a wannabe "slow burn thriller/ horror sci-fi."

Queer as Folk (2022)

Boring ass folks

[1/10 · 12 June 2022]

What's up with the terrible character writings. Not one interesting character, personality wise.. lacks it all, no interesting plot.. nothing new, nothing interesting.. yeah, seen 5 episodes.

I'm out..

Dual (2022)

Too slow and not funny enough Even for a dark com

[3/10 · 6 June 2022]

Wasted to laugh, never got to experience one single giggle or laugh. What a waste of time and actors.

I liked the plot just not the storyline and where they went with it.

Usually I love slow burn- films, well if it has a decent plot that or storyline that is - this seemed to be lacking it all.

After watching an hour - I was only watching to see he final Dual, at least I wanted to see who won and what happend.. so thanks for wasting one hour and 34 minutes of my Sunday. Glad I didn't go to the cinemas. My eyes are tired but my wallet is fine.

• A big No from me.

This Is Us: The Train (2022) Season 6, Episode 17

Wow..

[10/10 · 18 May 2022]

Too hard to put in to emotion.

A very spectacular episode. One of the best episodes thus far.

Can't believe the ending is here. Only one episode remains. One of the best most pure in the feels shows I've ever seen. There's just no way anything can beat this. Amazing cast and writers.

10/10.

Casualties of War (1989)

Tough watch

[9/10 · 30 April 2022]

Important story to be told. Besides from the combat focus on the field, this actually focuses on how cruel and non heroic people can be, set in war or not. "Egoistic self calmed hero".

It's a excellent written story who focuses on the villain of war, the protector who fails the mission to protect and serve and tries to justify rape and kidnap and murder with "but it's war."

It's such a provoking storyline... and how mankind can behave, worse than animals.. Michael J. Fox deliveres an excellent performance and is the only one who voices his opinion and goes against the "brotherhood."

Not all soldier's are heroes are deserving of a safe return home, the devil in disguise is what Sean Penn is in this role.

This Is Us: The Night Before the Wedding (2022) Season 6, Episode 14

Loved it!

[10/10 · 27 April 2022]

Lovely written, not boring at all. This is real love not some fairytale love story.

Finally they got back together, love the chemistry between Kev and Sophie.

Fatal Injections (2022– )

A Lifetime movie...

[4/10 · 26 April 2022]

I was looking forward to this series. Sounded interesting.

But starts off way to "fast" with the whole third part in the relationship.. No real depth. Feels very rushed with lack of creative and good writing.

Also very unlivable characters. Especially Maiken, she comes off as extremely boring and uncomfortable.

Hard to watch a grown woman hardly making any decisions whatsoever.

And also, who the heckkkkk is running the hospital? Too dramatic and unrealistic, with no real investigation to the deaths at the hospital.

And all in all everyone is portrayed as very naive and gullible, annoying to watch.

The plot is very common in most movies - like a typical lifetime movie.. the plot could at least have been more slow and not so rushed, between characters and between deaths.

This is the thing with movies and series like this, woman on woman relationships they all feel to unrealistic and too rushed. Makes me question if this is written by any woman at all?

Either way, the lack of depth and explanation makes It all fall extremely short and dull.

Predictably written and acted. But it did have potential. Too bad they didn't work on making it better or different.

Evil Lives Here: He Kept Her In A Tree Stump (2022) Season 11, Episode 4

Wow. I can't believe what Sam did..

[1/10 · 27 March 2022]

I can't believe that he didn't try to take on his dad sooner knowing how he was.. letting your father treat someone like that, the way I see it you're a coward and an accomplished. You might as well killed Sandy as well.

First of all your 16 or 17 years old, your almost 18 years old. And just choosing to turn the other cheek I'm sorry for what you had to go through as a kid, your entire childhood. But choosing to stay with him keeping his secrets after so many years. Sure trauma can do so much damage.

You should have fought him or at least escaped from how sooner, you weren't kept in chains.. for god sake. DO SOMETHING.. but no you were simply scared and traumatized which is understandable to a certain point, except referring to yourself as a kid and choosing to live with your father until your 23.

So many choices yet all you chose was the selfish ones. And those choices could have saved a life and perhaps more. Who knows what his father continues with...

Guess will never know.

I had so much empathy in the beginning of this story, but it all changed. Poor families for knowing you simply stood there feeling scared for yourself knowing someone was about to die.. and you said NOTHING.

Shame.

Deep Water (I) (2022)

High hopes turned into a disastrous watch

[4/10 · 20 March 2022]

Boring and dull. Starts off interesting but that only lasts for 30 minutes. Nothing special, alright acting. Long and slow burns

with no real explanation. Ending with a cliffhanger.

Scream (I) (2022)

Huge let down

[5/10 · 19 February 2022]

Was extremely disappointed.. very predictable and terrible storyline and ending. Tired and sick of all these fan-fiction wannabe retro movies.

I definitely prefer the first scream Movie...