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Krampus: Origins (2018)
Went South SOOO fast
Acting for most part was decent. Ambiance was not very believable as 1913 even though the tried. Very drawn out in the beginning but it was better than when we saw the monster. I refuse to call it Krampus. I dont know what it was supposed to be. I sat through over an hour (it seemed) of nothing but dialog that was questionable at times, for EVERY SINGLE death was done OFFSCREEN! Yea. Zero Krampus death scenes, unbelievable period piece and the absolute worst Krampus design. The Krampus dialog gave secondhand embarrassment for sure and the story didn't even line up with the legend. Had promise.
Bad Meat (2011)
Great if you want zero substance
If you're looking for gross out, shock value gore and don't care about over the top pointless non-nude ridiculous sex, then I have the movie for you!
Zero plot. Some boot type camp for delinquents, however not teens due to Tyler having the option of this or Army. (Leads me to believe he is obviously of age)
Only like 3 of the people tell why they are there in very short and not important dialog.
No ending at all. No idea who survives or how. No telling if anyone else dies but the one (not saying who). No telling if more than the one zombie thingy dies (not saying who)
No idea who even came to rescue.
We don't even know for sure if the "Bad Meat" was served knowingly! The dude quits but it didn't seem like he'd want the prisoners hurt. I don't know.
Decent film to fall asleep to or clean house to. Just don't ask questions and definitely don't look for answers. Acting from the prisoners was decent and of course as always Mark Pellegrino was great... the others were so-so