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Spring Breakers (2012)
This is such a horrible movie that's left me irate....
Whoever wrote this movie should never be allowed to ever write again.
If it was intended as April fools gag or a sick joke then bravo.
Easily the worst movie ever made. I can't believe people can get away with putting crap like this out.. This is beyond horrible.
It start off with teen T & A and wild belligerent drunkenness for about 30 minutes. Hard to sit through. These female actors are amazingly annoying with their screaming laughing like hyena's and humping each other and everything for most the movie.
I can't believe the actors took these scripts. You wait for J. Franco to turn things around but then he starts deep throating hand guns that these girls are holding.
They rob people they shoot and kill people, they bang each other, take bong rips, do coke, get hammered drunk all through the movie for absolutely no reason. They also do all this while in bikinis.
The only reason that 99% of the people watched the whole movie was just too see these girls get brutally killed as they love to kill and glamorize it. I thought the nonsense of the whole movie would make sense in the end but it doesn't.
There's no point to this movie, if there is then its
"girls are allowed to get away with murder, robbery, home invasion, public nudity, assault... pretty much anything and without consequence or responsibility, because girls kick ass yeeeaah!"
(sigh) I need a beer.
C'mon Man (2012)
Loved this movie!!! Well done. don't listen to the grinches.
I thought this movie was great.
Im pretty critical when it comes to movies.. I don't like the usual garbage. Didn't know what to expect when I popped it in. After watching the first 5 mins I thought it was some stupid comedy that was trying too hard.
It starts with a lot of Black comics doing short interviews.
Kept it on because the direction and the way its made was keeping my attention...not the actual comedy. After a while I realised it wasn't a comedy. Its a serious movie slash documentary with a dorkey comedy element thrown in on top that really makes this movie original. The comedy isn't supposed to make you laugh out loud but comedy that will make you chuckle a bit.
We are following the life a comic and the hurdles he faces in life so making the audience laugh too much will take away from the drama/ seriousness of the movie.
Everything blended together really well. A couple scenes may leave you with a question mark but you'll get over it if you have an open mind.
Acting was great all around, the direction and other work put into this movie was done very well. Great stuff! This movie is inspirational to me and Im glad I got to watch it.
I Got Five on It (2005)
laugh out loud funny.
I read the first review (on IMDb) for this movie and its really bad. I then realised that this movie will go down all wrong for conservatives.
Its all about 'scoring weed'. A lot of people can relate to this movie in many ways and thats what makes it absolutely hilarious.
If your 'square' you'll think this movie is absolute rubbish. So move on now.
Too all others i highly recommend this movie. Its up there with the first Friday movie. the low budget thing adds to the realism of whats going on. Don't let it turn you off in the first few mins or you'll miss out.
Have fun.
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)
If your even slightly P.C then don't watch...otherwise laugh it up.
I gave it a 6. 6 is pretty damn high in my books. SS is a extremely nasty old gal. she will make fun out of the most touchy thing she can think of.
if you can somehow get past all that and just watch her then you'll have a good laugh. she's super witty and thats what makes for good times. she knows what she is saying and 1/2 her act is about going deeper and deeper into touchy territory. if you don't laugh in the first 10mins after her first song then just switch it off because you'll get more and more offended.
I'm going to look for more from her.
later.