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Farzar (2022)
Dreadful
I thought I would give this show a go and I managed about 10 mins and that was enough for me.
I have had farts funnier than this.
Do not waste your time watching this.
Moonhaven: The Pilot (2022)
So, so boring.
I gave up around the halfway mark as 'Hippy commune on the Moon' was not for me - twas like looking at students on a gap year who discover hummus and really get into interpretive dance to find themselves.
There are way better shows to spend your precious time on, this is not one of them.
Avoid.
Love, Death & Robots: Night of the Mini Dead (2022)
Loved it
Had a grin on my face the whole way through, wonderful stuff and truly a stand-out episode.
Reminded me of the olde sim city game in its scaling, and that is never a bad thing.
The Pentaverate (2022)
Truly a fun way to spend a few hours.
Myers returns in a series which shares many beats with the Austin Powers series and I really enjoyed both.
Not to be taken seriously and enjoyed for what it is, some old school seaside humour which for me never gets old.
The Jeremy Irons intros are definitely well worth not skipping as well.
Star Trek: Picard: Farewell (2022)
Ultimately pointless
Regardless of what happened in season 2 of Picard or what happens in season 3 or even season 4 - thanks to the actions of a teenager having a tantrum in 'Discovery', it is all for nought.
There is little to no drama in a series when another one in the franchise has already told you what to expect in the future of that shows Universe, regardless of what actions characters do in the other shows which take place in the past.
Trek truly is but a shadow of what it once was, and it is only going to get worse as it heads towards the 'Discovery' present.
Halo: Inheritance (2022)
Prime example of a filler episode.
Petulant child *discovers* they are the last of the Skywalkers, at least that is how it feels with this episode, which could have been easily dropped and not affected the Halo series in the slightest.
This entire subplot could be removed and would not be missed as this is not so much 'Halo' as 'Hollow' as for the life of me I cannot understand the recent trend of adding characters with utterly selfish motives with no likeable character traits whatsoever, with their core being nothing more than a selfish child who feels they are owed the World.
This entire episode that could easily be skipped, and you would not be any worse for not seeing it.
Dire.
The Rookie: Life and Death (2021)
From Police Force to Police Farce.
This episode is worth seeing for 2 things, 1 some truly terrible CGI of a helicopter and 2 the best/worst way for one of the lead character to be killed off.
Season 3 had all the subtle of a brick being thrown through your front window but now Season 4 has gone down the fast and furious route.
The death and removal of Jackson West was one of the most unintentionally funny bits in the episode and the only thing missing was a voice over saying 'Note: Jackson died on the way back to his home planet' - this episode got an extra star from me for the sheer terrible handing of a main character's removal.
Utter pants.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Good Ones (2021)
Dreadful
This episode had all the subtle and grace of a diarrhoeic dog.
After 7 seasons and waiting for this 8th to start, this episode killed whatever interest I had in the remaining episodes of this show.
Comedies were once meant to be funny, this is not funny in the slightest.
Avoid.
Life of the Party (2018)
If I could review this with no stars at all I would.
There are very, very few films I have walked out of the cinema whilst watching - this was one of them.
'Awful' does not even do this film justice.
As funny as cold sick.
Avoid.
Batwoman (2019)
If I could make this a half star review I would
Dreadful - utterly dreadful.
There are far, far better ways to spend an hour than watching this - The acting starts off poor and then gets even worse and that is the only compeling reason to stick with it - to see just how bad it gets and on that one aspect the show does not disappoint.
and as for the story - if I could add the comedy trumbone effect here I would as it sums this pilot up brilliantly.
Malevolent (2018)
You'll fill your 'Horror' bingo card within the first half hour
If you want the line 'Your nose is bleeding' to be your new ear worm then this is the movie for you.
Both me and my wife gave up watching it as it was so cliche it hurt.
Do not waste your time.
Dexter: Remember the Monsters? (2013)
Truly awful
After watching 'Dexter' for the past 8 seasons with my girlfriend, we felt that to have it finish the way it did was very anti-climatic.
I will not spoil it for those yet to see it but the feeling of shouting at the telly 'Oh come on - you have got to be kidding me' at the conclusion was very strong. Had I been able to go all 'Elvis' on my telly at that moment I would have as after spending so much time with these characters, we honestly felt cheated.
Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy - so many plot holes simply passed over to get the series wrapped up and that is without even mentioning some of the poorest C.G.I near the end we have seen in ages.
We now wish we had stopped watching it during a series high, rather than this damp squib.
Glad its now over if that is the best that could be done to be honest.