I am shocked. Who are those critics who gave it positive reviews? Did they get blackmailed? Where did the budget go? So many questions because what I watched was not what I was expecting.
The Acolyte is an abysmal TV show that manages once again to dilute the Star Wars world into a pathetic bore.
We thought after Andor, Disney understood which direction to go and how to do it. But no. Here we have a bunch of bad actors with ridiculous haircuts badly dressed reciting the worst dialogues in Star Wars history. Never Jedi powers felt so fake and dumb, just actors pointing their hands. It has no art, no creativity, filmed like daytime TV. The designs seem AI generated as they look Star Wars but feel generic and flat. I still don't understand where the budget went but here are some ideas they could have used : acting classes, real locations, decent wigs, a screenwriter or two, or maybe just give it all to charity. At least that would have been useful rather than enraging every Star Wars devoted fans.
That Mando movie is going to be tragic I fear.
The Acolyte is an abysmal TV show that manages once again to dilute the Star Wars world into a pathetic bore.
We thought after Andor, Disney understood which direction to go and how to do it. But no. Here we have a bunch of bad actors with ridiculous haircuts badly dressed reciting the worst dialogues in Star Wars history. Never Jedi powers felt so fake and dumb, just actors pointing their hands. It has no art, no creativity, filmed like daytime TV. The designs seem AI generated as they look Star Wars but feel generic and flat. I still don't understand where the budget went but here are some ideas they could have used : acting classes, real locations, decent wigs, a screenwriter or two, or maybe just give it all to charity. At least that would have been useful rather than enraging every Star Wars devoted fans.
That Mando movie is going to be tragic I fear.
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