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Touchback (2011)
Not how high school football works in Ohio
Ugh, there's no way this match up would happen OR that the final game would have been allowed to continue. Has the writer ever even seen a high school football game?
State championship games aren't played in a home team's stadium. They have always been played in Ohio Stadium, Crew Stadium or John Brown Stadium. And the mom has never seen the kid play? She's really working 7 nights a week? They're a football town and the lady can't have a couple Friday nights off too see her kid play?
And the opposing team is SO much bigger until they're actually on the field. If I didn't like lame sports movies, I'd have turned it off during the opening scene.
Blue Caprice (2013)
Possibly the worst movie ever
This is the .oat boring movie I have ever seen. Isaiah Washington's acting is like he's the Dollar Tree version of Isaiah Washington. This movie is so slow and tells almost none of the story of the actual snipers or the search for them. Washington should return his SAG card.
I am a crime buff and expect SOMETHING from movies about actual crimes. I had no idea that I could be so bored. And the "capture? Not even remotely how it happened. In fact none of this is how any of this happened.
I support the writers' strike, but whoever wrote this should leave the picket line and go paint houses beige.
Kemper (2008)
The movie is worse than Edmund Kemper
Where do I even begin?
It takes place is in the early 2000s. Kemper actually killed in the 70s.
Robert Sisko is shorter than most of the cops. Kemper is 6'9" in real life.
Kemper is shot by a sniper in the movie. He actually got bored waiting for LEOs to come after him, so he called the police on himself.
That's just the stuff that was glaringly obvious that they made up. The acting is horrible. The storyline is horrible. The cop talk and work is like it was written by AI that was forced to watch 1970s and 80s cop shows. I don't even know why I finished the whole thing. Do not waste your time. You'll be ashamed of yourself.