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Collection (2021)
Good idea. Sloppy movie.
I had a lot higher expectations when I read about it, and even in the first few minutes. Then, it goes bad. They are running 2 sub-plots back and forth and there's no sense of time until the partner says "you haven't been to work in weeks". Of course she's tied in. Then a guy shows up at her house, relays information that can be found online and without asking for credentials or any paperwork, she agreed to give him 4.5 million dollars. So she has hubby set it up for her to receive the money. From who? Oh, that would be the guy that already told her that he's screwing over her husband. So she picks it up, never checks the bag, let's the creeping guy have sex with her, then realizes once she's home that he is man of his word and did screw them. In more ways then one. Ends with a yawn fest car chase and then Main dude can somehow from several cars back, see that she is about to cross the intersection and will be hit by an old pickup. So somehow, within a matter of no time, he somehow beats her to the intersection and hits the truck, so it wouldn't hit her. He's dead. She cries. Movie ends with her opening a check for a bunch of money. Hope I saved you 90 minutes.
Split (2016)
I got duped into watching this thinking it was Part 2 of Unbreakable series.
This was a weird ass movie. A dancer get jacked off on and marrying a guy she doesn't know, and he's nuts and all while doing some crazy play about a bunch of dirty naked middle aged women. I was lost the entire time. Good luck.
War of the Worlds: Annihilation (2021)
So BAD I couldn't turn it off!
I was watching something else and this just started playing so I figured whatever. It was bad. They didn't have to make it this bad. Bad acting, bad sound effects, terrible sub-plots. Ex: The idiot doctor afraid of guns, helping the 'alien' woman with the scratch on her leg that just killed 100 people. Or, the the marines finding civilians and saying "come with us. You're gonna want to meet our general." Because we know that generals are just sitting around during alien invasions waiting to talk to some Joe Schmoe. Okay?? I was just waiting on Tiago to ask "Have you ever had your s!*% pushed in, homie?"