If you are looking for a cinema without a script and beyond the imagination of action, with continuous irrelevant music... this is the movie for you. Maybe if I had hyperactivity I could relate to its action adventures. It's really a pity for a great idea and a lot of filming costs. A movie that could have turned into a masterpiece about the life of Stunt actors behind the scenes of the cinema, whose right is really being abused in the advancement of the film industry ...has really turned into a screenwriting disaster. Unfortunately, after the first 5 minutes of the movie, it is impossible to follow the story of the movie. While the movie is full of unnecessary action scenes, not even a bad screenplay has been written for it, but the whole story takes place in the personal fantasies of a certain person who imagined this movie. It seems that the story of the film is more like a stunt torture that the viewer has to suffer through...
Reviews
36 Reviews
Frasier
(2023– )
Okay but .... Not My Frasier !
13 October 2023
As an fan believe me i wish it was well enough but It's more like a Disney si-fi sitcom for teens filmed in damp flophouse with both 60's cameraman techniques & writers ! I'm sorry fans but pls hear me out even as too early too rate, this show has many serious issues ... first of cheap old close-up camera job & narrow claustrophobic angles & dark set , have already damaged the show ! Compare it to great Fraser apartment view angle & long shot cheers u could see many characters walking it felt warm & welcoming ,...secondly new cast, characters have introduced to the show via a single drop of immature writing ! They're mostly awkward & acting boldly than main characters which it only seems ur's been forced to believe these are actually connected to each others ! ... Third it's too talkative & premature & slapstick comedy compare to the original series , it feels writers're may have watched a different show to adapt , & when the script kick the viewer senses it become sad & gloomy atmosphere , because it looks in defense side of the original series instead of a mellow charming reunion ! ... i really wanted to say positive review but storyline doesn't seem to be going anywhere this reminded me the last episode minutes , a very a conservative drama trying to laugh you with sad jokes , Watching early episode made me sad & depressed ! I truly admire anyone who still make a comedy or sitcom show these days , yet im not trying to bash on whole show as it too soon but this isn't my Frasier which i watch over & over & loved.
Honeymoon in Vegas
(1992)
guilty pleasure : Vegas Nostalgic Rom-Com !
21 September 2023
(Watching in 2023) It's like an Ultraprocessed food i liked it even I know from logical sense the script is like anime made out of Japanese manga ... but it has my Nostalgic taste in it , it has Most Vegas memory & smell of route 66 , it has comical bambino , Mafioso , Elvis , wierdly road trip chase , it has mild characters instead of aggressive , it has light-bickering couple scenes instead of annoying fights & less screams , .. the protagonist don't have a nasty personality , everything in the movie is like a well preorder'ed hotel room , it's neat & fast forward , just like the title itself , they did a good job in editing to not leave audiences left in middle of somewhere , they even included adlib Vegas events & concert scenes to keep viewers eyes open throughout the dialogues ... more or less after 30 years this is became nostalgic & fun memories from 80's-90's Vegas , which i personally missing & i loved.
Dog
(I) (2022)
Veterans Lives , Portrait as Stray dogs
26 August 2023
This is a one of a kind Absolute Political-FREE But Veteran Friendly Movie ! ... It's story of U. S. war vets as Lost 'DOG's who're left to die in misery & loneliness ,& all those u may have seen since ww1 movies , ... but this movie happens to be during Wokisim & new era , Channing Tatum plays a great "doggy" character who humps everything & don't know where to go when they get him unleashed ! He's a trained dog but also bites Military police , he's disoriented but somehow sniffs his way & find his path , ... But main issue is : this Movie Bites But Don't Barks !!!! They literally in seconds mocked All progressive movements & phrases but not a single political drifting u would experience from anyone in this movie , the both protagonist characters have their War likelihood heads high up , in fact their diary prises the war : "Give the war a CHANCE " ! While Movie bites people of ALL caltures & backgrounds during it's Set-Up roadTrip style of 70's for some reason in this age also happens to be via a 70's broken American proud vehicle ! It doesn't bark on any Political issues nor even trying to send a war criticism from civilian points toward any government , U REALLY CAN'T TEACH MOVIE DOGS ANY NEW TRICKS ,Can u ?! I give their War a chance but failed short.
Baywatch
(2017)
Made by Baywatching haters
16 August 2023
Characters Literally hate to be called just lifeguards or Baywatchers , ... I found it insulting to both viewers & actual lifeguards , what's with all explosion , motorcycle chases , long violent fight scenes !? How desperate the production team were to keep the viewers on screen !? They thought even unnecessary 80's fashion of high-up "swimsuits" with open zips cleavage scenes , adult jokes aren't enough , So let's go Miami Vice mixed up With badboys !!! What's so great about showing people who came to watch beaches & bays , instead whatching dead bodies in morgues & NONSTOP crazy fight scenes & explosions & childish kevin hurt style of bickering ... Are U serious ?!
Taxi Driver
(1976)
(Watched in 2023) Reviewed it in dominated A.I era !
11 August 2023
I had huge argue w Google A. I over how to make Any sense about this movie ! Movie is about criticizing self righteousness & condemning isolated narrative & violence , ... OKAY ! But then the movie ITSELF becomes an isolated narrative & judgmental of it's own self made protagonist characters ! ... Writer won't let us see the world travis is TRULY experiencing ! We're Not allowed to get more than few streets shots , it's so pathetic the movie maker scared so much we may stand against his POV ! WE ARE PASSENGERS of the writer & director , kidnapped in his tiny Coward narrow minded field of view , while been feed his one-way story telling ! When i asked G A. I ok ditching violence & extremism , what's left on travis streets , It exampled the girl character as good one who shows hope against travis self demon ! BUT then i argued if the travis self-demonized wouldn't exist in the first place , then how would u justify it's action once as extremist violence , & also compassionate hopeful simultaneously !! .... . The movie makers didn't have any solutions nor other POV either , let's just condemn the protagonist & blame it on whatever , we're rich Hollywood snobs in real life & thank goodness we're not living in any of our movie characters lives ! GOOD FOR U !
The Sundowners
(1960)
Marriage before Divorce invention !!
31 July 2023
Movie starts with Already heated couple 👫 bickering ! I like when a movies characters have already built up in first seconds ! NOW what's left is 2+ hours of psychological torture about marriage & who should wear a pants & taking charges ! But we also have another weird character , it's a rebel boy 👦 who's thirsty & hungry w farming ambitions ! He likes to live like a sheep 🐑 in a safe space town & settle for rest of his life already . We also have a frustrated 😤 wife who's seek of living inside a luxury caravan RV & of course her tone deaf husband w long DUI records ! ... if only they would get divorce already we wouldn't have to know about a freaks of an Aussie town during wild West era lifestyle ! I wished the family guy would bite whoever nominated this for multiple Oscar awards !
Life or Something Like It
(2002)
Karen Lives Doesn't Matter ... in 2002
26 July 2023
This is a 100+m pure torture watching an overrated '2002 Influencer' spoiled girl (im assuming in 2023) Changing the World like an old bratty self center teenage activist ... I couldn't care less about her existence , no need for an expensive homeless prophecy !! ... This wouldn't make by todays ,even with minority gender + race fixed up protagonist character !! You can Not sell this with seeded banana hair colored even to the hallmarks fans ! Seriously watching it till the end just for Tony Shalhoub acting I couldn't see a nanometer interest in such People LIFE's or Death or both ! ... Funny in NO-P. C year 2002 you wouldn't see an overweight 'Ugly' protagonist in cinemas , now adding 100+ minutes pure gonowhere story w utterly lazy writing ... you can care about karen lives regardless of their genders or race orientation , Karen Lives JUST Don't Matter , even for other karens or gods Prophet !
Youth in Oregon
(2016)
FAMILY MEMBERS ARE KILLING THEIR OLDMAN !
23 February 2023
The movie has based on the "right to die" controversial issue ... but never,ind because the script is too emotional till it mostly won't make any sense , the writer is forcing a dying old man to take a torturous exhausting road-trip just because writer's out of any other ideas to fixing up him with his mentally challenged family members ! The old man who can't even walk has to seat inside a compact car for days and tolerate his mental family !! ... This punishment is enough to make ANYONE to commit a suicide , he's living with his crazy bipolar daughter and freaky drunk good for nothing wife and completely jackless grands ... HIS OWN FAMILY IS KILLING HIM, BEFORE ANY DISEASES ! HERE'S AN IDEA : JUST GO AROUND THE WORLD AND WATCH BIRDS TILL YOU DIE !the family should have gone to Oregon instead of him !
Shotgun Wedding
(2022)
50 Years Old & Shotgun Weddings ... REALLY ?!!
15 February 2023
You don't need spoilers to tell you how this is going through just lookup the poster & Casting ! OMG Jennifer Coolidge can guarantee every movie 🎦 that's going to flopped ! This isn't just an unfunny movie , nor bad comedy ,... halfway thru you would scream at your screen : Please Shoot them , somebody Please I'm beg... It's too creepy to care enough about to see an old couple caring so much about their late wedding date Now comes side 90m of hellish action drama ! I couldn't look at the chubby Jennifer Lopez exposure anymore please wear something else ! ... Casting mostly ruined the movie . They have even cast Cheech Marin ! I'm sorry but you guys are too old for wedding dramas & Even 80's style of comedy !
House Arrest
(2008 Video)
ICE CUBE favorite genre !
1 February 2023
We have church , musical scenes , short chase scenes , jail , life lessons , go get a job lesson , pray, jesus , rappers cars , terrible child actor , dubbed extras , ... It's like watching the Nigerian Oscar winner ! The audio quality is much better than most low budget indie movies , the director tries his best to add some sidekicks & random gags maybe based on his own limited life experiences or watching BET channel ... I felt bad for the polite child actress just like me she couldn't wait till the shoot gets over. I couldn't find out how large the house was but it looks like an open-house clean as hell & everyone has their own church clothes even when they're sleeping ... I think it has to be filmed by some student cameraman who's job is to make local news ads but regardless ALL over it's funny movie since it really isn't ! Thats why I loved it.
Night Court
(2023– )
Reality Court TV Show OR Sitcom Court Show ?
29 January 2023
Can you listen to a high pitch song for 20+ min? I remember I had the same problem w the 80's show too but TV comedy haven't improved except LGBT & Racial equity castings ... It's just has another over the top and all over the place character plays the judge with his minions ! After 40 years I thought the court would be somehow different but we're still treating people like medieval ages except this time with a female judge ! ... comedy shouldn't be like reality tv shows but watching Melissa Rauch playes her real life personality which is great in acting but worst at comedy sense ruins the most part for me ! The show has the same types of character like the good old 80's office sitcoms main characters won't change & the whole court stays silent for each cast to finish its line so it's like watching jump cut YT videos people rapidly talking & talking non stoppable for 20 minutes . Honestly the reality shows are more entertaining because of unpredictable cast behaviors & even sudden fights ! But here you have typical 80's sitcom w predictable and defiantly funny only if you haven't seen classic ones or either you're the writer ! But anything else is just a court reality tv show with some minimal minion gags.
The Apple
(1998)
from JAIL cell to the Large Prison !!!
5 January 2023
Story of a 2 young girls with black headscarfs & their female neigborhood who's complaining to the GOV about the imprisionment WHILE wearing mandatory HIJAB in entire movie !!! I'm speechless ... this movie stands on the point of view an IRANIAN single female social worker Logic while she's wearing mandatory & ragulated full official IRANIAN HIJAB (uniform & headscarf) In the mid eastern hot summer from the beggining till the very end !!! ... ARE you kidding me ?! Who's in prison and where is the apple 🍎 ?! ... the very same character who's scream about public experience & freedom of choice has Already been living of the prisoner system of her own government which she's got this very job ! It's schizophrenic logic ! ... Name ONE person who's not in prison in this film ? Can you ?! ... I wished this was the only problem with this movie but the logic of the social worker who is absolutely hopeless & has no solution other than "why not" is killing me ... she has no idea how to handle the kids ( any child) at all ... so let's just give the girls a mirror ! Meanwhile Someone needs to give her & the director a BIG BIG mirror to see though it how she has been locked up for generations and too blind to see the regime playing with EVERYONE Apples 🍏 now How Do You Like Them Apples.
Bernie
(2011)
1 bernie VS 1000 different personalities !
9 November 2022
(watching in 2022) From psychological perspectives , Nobody including the cast or staffs knows which one're we watching ... every cut shows a different person , every neighbor talks about his own version ... I wish it was intentionally ! The real life bernie looks more like a corrupt foxy Jiggilo ... more interestingly the laddy has only one personality , the real life woman looks timid & territorialy sensitive ,... Anything but a 'nasty old hag' the movie character emphasized it ! ... regardless , I just loved the story telling sense of the movie , but since the movie had SO MUCH curt documents it doesn't make sense why they've cut so many details & wasted so much interesting facts !? This could've won an oscar If JB could Act without been insufferably himself ! The photography isn't anything special , they could've used the psychology to go a BIT deeper in directing , photography , locations ... At least using a wider lens for crying out loud !
High Heels and Low Lifes
(2001)
No Morality : the Real Criminals are wearing heels 👠 !
2 November 2022
I'm speechless ! SERIOUSLY Who're the Real bad 'guys' in this film ? All causality are made by the greedy stubborn freak jack characters , who're supposed to be on the good nursing side . The selfishness of them is so overwhelmed which even cops making jokes about them on who's causing the mayhem ... besides the movie is sexist from either sides , packed up w childish clichés & typical daytime British soap show cast , the locations don't make senses like having random conversation on top a 'New' Tourist attractions or throwing phone in the flashies part of the town ! The bathing scenes or listening to classical music is more like American clichés meanwhile the main characters driving in sardine cars ! It's ridiculously an American las vegas fantasy scenario meets British desperate writers only for the public ratings ... everything in this movie is cheesy setup American pop cornish as hell which is insulting to few people left to sell out !
The Naked Truth
(1995–1998)
guess Who Ruined this decent sitcom ?!
23 October 2022
First They cast an exhausted marathon runner as the main character who's Always out of breath say a single word , who's Constantly-Overly annoyed & want to smack the viewers head w It ! , who's voice is made for anything like ASMR than a busybody sitcom persona , ... Second : the creepy decorating cheap job of All locations ! Seriously even the tabloid office it's like some of those european green filtered boring drama about death filmed in abandoned morgue ! ... Thirdly : the cinematography ! This is a show made on fixed tripod cams talking about paparazzi businesses ! The irony of how the cameramen did their job filming cameramen characters faking it much better ! Forth : somehow the season 3 (no spoilers needed) ... but seriously the Acting & lazy directing ruined the great idea & a funny sitcom . At some scenes director seams really don't want to say cut ! Even when the whole scene turn to a possibly a funny outtakes ! Well have been said that it's still a good nostalgic show .
Family Guy
(1999– )
(2022) last blockbuster Seth MacFarlane Rewarding his 20y old of emmyless jokes !
11 October 2022
Season 21 & he's desperately trying to follow the mainstream to get approval especially from new generation ... He's still furious over How come drama shows got their comedy 'emmys' during all these years . He's now makes Nostalgic & passive aggressive contents which even mocks his leftover audiences . But more & more criticizing other shows & movies & new trends would even lower his stands , THERE'S NO FAMILY GUY LEFT because there's no family membership has left ! Even Extra characters want to get off and move on , The jokes are overly used , even new targets don't makes the punch lines any different . But since we have become a insecure people we really don't know we its enough already ! It's Over man No need to rewind the show !
The Godfather Part III
(1990)
Mafia Spaghetti 🍝 without special ketchup !
24 September 2022
Just mixed montage a dedicated movie to Pacino + hallmarks romance + western Spaghetti + runs by bunches of nightclub actors & ofcourse the girl ! .. A girl who don't understood his father but too ambitious to ruining his reputation ... even Vatican , not aged Sicily , nostalgic music , nor Pacino haircuts can save how much this go nowhere film sucks ... especially considering how lonely and pathetic the Pacino character looks even at his own house-parties ... there's no children to be their Godfather ! It's insanely weird how much of the movie Just depends on Pacino acting , rambling , expressing & monologues ... Even the very few alongside actors from previous movies have no place in the shots , The new hotshot characters are just too immature w nasty teenage personalities to be likable ! ... the mafia business runs by gossip girl's society which even the Pacino character himself can't join nor terminated it ...funny how new technology can Not Even beat 20 years older versions in cinematography & editing either !
Prehistoric Planet
(2022–2023)
selling self written jurassic as scientific documentary about planet
12 September 2022
They animated selective animals without considering complications of the whole environmental evolutions and impacts of literary every single complicated details even the weather itself would change this show scientific values ! Many of the even main references are just based on small & personal theories & assumptions . The environment is from the year 2022 and other creatures & objects & subjects hasn't evolved in the casting the show ! Even giant subjects like weather , sea , water , trees ... they're from 2022's . The directors are making up even smallest reactions of the dinosaurs as like they've expected from their house cats & dogs ! From walking to flying there're copied and evolved by self assuming , it's fine to imagine the Prehistoric dates but it won't & shouldn't be sold as a serious scientific documentary , this can change people's mind for generations w possibility of totally wrong informations.
Movers Ultimate
(2022)
100 things about this movie to Like or dislike
4 September 2022
LIKES : great music choices , well done Camera men & photography , from great lighting to interesting shooting angle , clean location sets considering the hording related subject it would be disaster to focus if it was somewhere like nyc , no extra BS minutes to slow downing the moves , I love the party crashing concept especially when the Stuffs are already packed inside the boxes ! , nothing too serious or annoying to stop the movers like the quickest glue which fix things rightaway ! Loved the short temper editing , like the quick witted montages ... DISLIKES : acting sucked especially the main actor couldn't just hold his laughter ,nor couldn't fake his anger ... writer has put too much dude to other dude 'FU' ramblings ... the sidestory ex-romance doesn't fit to anything up till the end ! I personally didn't liked the mockery on ages & physical job !
On Patrol: Live
(2022– )
Gray-Less show : Either Love it or Hate it !
30 August 2022
Technically speaking crew haven't improved or learned from livepd years of experiences , it has became like watching 120+min dashcam crash videos on yt cases has became predictable ... officers are very limited locators are few... , very similar patterns on 'activities' they've told to only cover for ... , camera handling is still terrible ! A cheap gyro stabilization can save viewers eyes for crying out loud !.... In British version they would interview PCs which would makes them less cyborgs ! In American version it feels like officers are AI training robots they mostly following the same routine over and over regardless of the details of the situations and have less compassion sometimes , like they count everything as 'assault on officer' or 'resisting ' ... some of the officers only protecting the law instead of the people which better to be getting off the show for damaging the police images.
The Valet
(2022)
Hollywood Rich lecturing : Anti Gentrification inequality privileges ...!
3 August 2022
They think we are their valets but we tipping them ! Billion $ elite hollywood companies following Virtue. S trends , using common progresses to manipulate us for their valet tips & expensive almond milk coffees while talking BIG on racism , inequality ... Just add Slumdog bollywood + korean drama as happening in LA to get this filk ... When 60-50yro dad pick up his teenage weird-fluid son via a bicycle wearing a bikehelmet + how blonde & WHITE the girl character described , makes U ask the director 'Are U for real' ?! ... I wish shakespeare was alive & review this "romcom" for us . The romance of the chilaquiles family was too deep for my stomach digestion ! As a suggestion next movie would be about a very hot pizza delivery 'rom com' w global warming message ! I almost forgot the long direct product placements just unbelievable !
Top Gun: Maverick
(2022)
TOO Much GForce damaged my Brain !
30 July 2022
Tom Cruise says to his audiences "don't think" ! .... I had too many questions about plot blackholes like why the mustache ? & why only one mustache why not Maverick w mustache ? Why can't we fly w hipster 5th generation beards ? I know US side but Why the Enemy don't have drones or any remote aircrafts ? & who exactly is the "allies" which we have been protecting since the Maverick wasn't even born ? & why they don't help us or improve their combats ? & If Tom Cruise resist aging why not pair up a younger chick ! ... so many childish military-aviation questions just itching my mustache-less brain ... Which made me Seriously to root for the 'Enemy' after the script cost me IQ points . Now I can watch it again and enjoy it , my shallowness has improved thank you !
Cop Car
(2015)
Inside imagination of little boys & their movie budget toys
2 July 2022
They stolen the whole movie production team ! Just imagine a movie but has made by two little boys as they're playing w their toys ! From the direction , screen play , executive producer... two boys playing w a grown ups industry and puppeting staffs like toy cars to make a ridiculous less than 90m game ... Even kids got bored & wanted to go home & watch tv instead ! I can't believe this nonsense had so many producers please grow up or at least just stay at home and play w your toy cop cars !
Pig
(I) (2021)
hamburger w taste of Europian mushrooms served in bamboo plate!
30 June 2022
This far cooking journey has too much american ketchup ... even Adam Arkin can force himself crying to this knockoff pretentious artsi-indie soup , EVEN the editor himself force to jump cut few scenes as how much this soup lakes genuine ingredients!... I consistently asked myself Are they serious w this ?! Is this how Americans see the art films . This burger has too ketchup even for Hollywood baguette goonies! BUT the rating tells the real horrifying fact on how much knockoff commercialize movies have effects on majority and future of our culture w wide. Fast food Burgers & Kimchi media are ruining the world cultures ...
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