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3 Backyards (2010)
Waste of time
Parts of the soundtrack will hurt your ears. Edie I know why you where crying. You saw a work-print of the film and realized how horrible it was. If you read this review and end up watching this junk it's your own fault for wasting your life on it. I don't know who keeps green- lighting this junk but someone needs to be fired or they are working in the wrong department. The people involved in producing this crud should be cleaning theaters not empowered to present such horrible eyesores. And by the way OMG to much flute and ear piercing idiotic noise please fire the team that decided what "Music" would be presented in the film. I am not sure where you where going with this film but I hope no one ever gives you another chance at production again.
The Dilemma (2011)
Very Very good idea for a film. Horrible execution!
I loved the idea of this movie and with Ron Howard? What could go wrong. How about the smelly egg writing.
This movie was horrible and anyone who wrote positive reviews you can discredit them now.
Don't waste your time on this film and just like the two male stars have laid other rotten eggs in previous films this is a continuation of their career.
My advice, fire whoever reads your scripts for you and approves them! There is no way you read this pile of steam and decided on your own you should do this film to better your career!
Oh maybe they paid Ron Howard to do it because he has not had work in a while and you thought he could turn crum into gold?
Guys welcome to becoming the new Cuba Gooding Jr's with your careers I see plenty of lame slapstick comedies and B movies in your future unless you start taking yourselves more seriously and picking scripts worthy of your talent.
Or maybe this was your peak?
I don't even want my money back just the time invested!! Sad =(
Fast Five (2011)
LOL LOL LOL really?
I just wanted this to be quick. One of the most important scenes in the movie is a huge Fist Fight scene... Two actors BEAT EACH OTHER BADLY..
Next scenes not a scratch on them, not scars, fat lips, black eyes nothing.
LOL
Where did you learn to direct/produce?
ARE YOU KIDDING US? Ruined the movie.. Sad Armatures at work!
Very sad guys.. Constantly people falling and getting hurt yet the time line scenes after them everyone is back to looking pretty.
You should fire anyone involved in this picture who decided that people cant get hurt or damaged!
Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010)
Yesterday, They should have warn me to avoid this POS
Oh Wow.. The first 10 minutes started out great then whoever wrote this dog crap of a movie (trying to copy red dawn (and did a horrible job at that)) then the movie took a bad turn.
Another horrible Australian Title one after the other. Please do yourself a favor and avoid this at all costs. I hope the people involved never make a movie again and I know that it tanked at the box office so I pray the studio has gone out of business for accepting a screen play that was written for crap.
I try to make my film views more diverse but this is pushing me to watch only American Made Movies!!!!
Get a clue Australia and write a good script, the actors in this were very easy on the eyes but the story line was total rubbish!
How crud like this gets from Paper to Production is way beyond me...
New in Town (2009)
I really really really really really Liked this movie and I'm not a girl
Took my lady to see this.. Figured it was going to be for her.. I was just fighting with a friend of mine about some BS and was in a really bad mood.
Thought to myself OH DAMN .. now a long chick flick.. my evening is ruined.
Left feeling great.. movie was very entertaining, not too cheesy or mushy either..
Great acting by Rene and Harry redeemed himself as a really good actor if you ask me.
Please take my word for it.. They did a really good job on this movie. Plot, acting, directing and putting the finishing on a great ending.
First time in a long time I didn't walk out of a theater thinking "Damn the should have hired me, that movie stunk .. the trailers didn't do the movie justice" This movie flowed with perfection.
Kudos -Me
Choke (2008)
Promotional Screening 9-25-08
Not bad.. I wouldn't recommend this as a first date movie or for the elderly.
Maybe you have someone you want to open their eyes to different sexual fun?
I was shocked at some of the things that they did and I am a total perv. lol.. anyways.
The movie is very perverted and the comedy designed as such.
If you are curious what goes on behind the scenes with sex addiction then you should definitely see this movie.
Its a good comedy with some really weird drama mixed in.
Go see it on a matinée .. you will get some really good laughs.
Thanks to Allied.
-LB
PS- Don't bring your kids to this one and do NOT let anyone under 17 see this film.
Burn After Reading (2008)
Review from the Average Movie Guy
This isn't bad.. it's pretty darn good!! Great acting (of course) In a rating system of: Rating comment: Must See..
it's Definitely Worth a Matinée or on a day when you really want something mind boggling to view.
Movie has a lot of twists.. it's entertaining.. funny.. sad and creative.
Thanks to Allied ..
-LB
Rating comment: Matinée Rating comment: Netflix it Rating comment: Wait for HBO Download Rating comment: its Not Worth your time Rating comment: I cant Believe they made
Bottle Shock (2008)
Bottle Shock Rocks!
When I watched the trailer on HTTP://www.bottleshockthemovie.com/ and was invited to the screening.. I had to see it right away!! There are about 3-4 actors most people have seen in other movies. And even the new actors did an excellent job.
I needed a movie like this right about now.. I have seen all the CGI blockbusters.. The Batman's and china mummies.. The summer of prequel thrillers and sequel killers. This movie has culture and I dare to say reality but, a great true story..
Although most of the people in the theater were about 10-20 years older then me.. I think anyone at any age, and especially if you like the taste of wine(personally I don't drink alcohol) would love this film even more.
I would call it a fantastic drama with loads of comedy and a love story for not only two people, but ones quest of greatness. It really shows how us as humans we are impacted by not only who we are but what we do that helps define us.
It doesn't hurt that we were able to rub it in the face of the French who sometimes think they can be superior to everything and everyone else.
At about 1/3 of the way through the movie I really had to go.. but I didn't want to miss a thing and opted to wait it out.
You won't be disappointing by anything in this film.. Acting A+, Writing A+, Directing A+..
No I don't work in the film industry, I am just a regular guy mid 30's who loves to go to movie premiers and I felt it as my duty to recommend this film to others. I didn't post anything about Tropic Thunder or the new Mummy movie/any other premier I have seen recently..
I was totally in the mood and needed to see a film like this after some of the summer duds I have seen.
Kudos in acting go to:
Chris Pine (nice work see you soon kirk) Alan Rickman ( Wow, didn't know you could be so funny!) Rachael Taylor (beauty and great acting skills (lethal combo!)) Dennis Farina (excellent as always!!!) Miguel and Bradly (great cameos, really good work too!)
Movie is loaded with great actors and a must see.
The film is the vine, the actors are the wine and the movie was a home run even in a blind taste test ...
=]
This one is worth seeing!
You, Me and Dupree (2006)
One of the worst movies of 2006
I rated it with a two only because there are a few parts in it that are very funny.
The writers and producers of this story had a good idea, then the film takes a turn for the worst and makes you want to get up and leave. I told everyone I know not to waste their hard earned $$$ on this.
The movie isn't even worth a download for free off the internet, if you have seen the trailer you saw just about every funny part. Sad when a movie isn't worth a download let alone the .15 cents it would cost to burn it onto media! Also note to director. You might want to either leave the UPS truck there or move it altogether in the future so when your doing retakes, its not missing and then back again, then missing and back again... oh and then missing again in the background of the stick ball game in the street.