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Let Him Go (2020)
1/10
Why such high ratings? It's trash.
30 March 2021
Slowest movie since the Brown Bunny. Lots of talking, but extremely shallow dialogue. I hated this film. When action finally arrives it's contrived and anticlimactic.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? I knew this movie would suck when I saw a picture of the director on the dvd extras. KNEW it.
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Bloody Hell (2020)
9/10
Well that was fun.
13 January 2021
Just as I was getting tired of modern cinema a well written comedy/horror flick like this comes out. I loved the subtle nods to Evil Dead and internet self defense videos. Pretty funny too.

Gonna follow these actors and directors now. I liked this movie.
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10/10
I'm literally shaking right now
12 September 2020
Sam Lanza is a visionary, but his radical centrist friends Charls and Nick concern me. Used car salesmen and knife school members. Very strange. It's hard to properly access these characters but I remain riveted, despite my man Joel Bernstein's devastating articles.

All in all I'll grudgingly give this show 10/10, though I feel it's derivative of H3H3 productions.

There's a lot to unpack here, and it's left me literally shaking. We're in 2020...
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1/10
I can barely make this review
11 June 2020
I made it two minutes in. I really tried, sorry. It actually became physically painful. Considering a lawsuit.
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Beef House (2020)
1/10
Yeah, Tim & Eric jumped the shark
1 April 2020
Cringey. I hate to see artists decline.

Reminiscing about MDE. Imagine what could have been with a bit of funding and support....
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10/10
In light of Jeffrey Epstein...
14 February 2020
Conspiracy of Silence is a 56-minute unreleased documentary film produced by Yorkshire Television for the Discovery Channel in 1993.

It documents a rather disturbing child trafficking ring involving politicians abusing children from orphanages such as Boystown.

This is heavy stuff involving powerful people, so I'll say these are all allegations. The court thought so- they gave victim Alisha Owens 9 years in prison for "perjury" when she tried to report her (alleged) abusers.

In light of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal this documentary is more important than ever.

The film was canceled at the last second, allegedly by politicians who reimbursed Discovery Channel for their expenses, yet one (slightly unfinished) copy was leaked.

Director Tim Tate was interviewed recently on private investigator Ed Opperman's podcast. Pretty horrifying material. Witnesses fled the state when questioned or died suddenly. C'est la vie, I suppose.

Senator John Decamp write a book about it titled The Franklin Coverup.
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8/10
This was my first horror film!
29 January 2020
In the 90's when I was young, my friend brought me to a local flea market where I bought this and the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre on VHS.

I snuck the movies home and waited until my parents were asleep at a bit past midnight before I put on Friday the 13th. Then Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Weirdly it was one of the best nights of my life.
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10/10
Nicholas Cage + HP Lovecraft? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
27 January 2020
Although derivative of the 2018 film Annihilation, The Color Out Of Space stands on its own. It's horrifying but humorous.

When under the influence of the Color, Nicholas Cage echoes his character from 1989's Vampires Kiss. If anyone's seen the 1989 film they'll notice Cage's meta-reprisal.

Cage always surprises. Cage is life.

Heavily layered with occult symbols and references. Did anyone notice the Gardner family (with a Wiccan daughter) shares a namesake with the founder of Wicca, Gerald Gardner?
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