- Debra Messing: I am not! Grace! It is a character! I won an Emmy for it! I even beat Sarah Jessica Parker! People forget!
- Aaron: Hey! If you don't trust me, that's fine. But if for some reason, underneath all that strength and confidence, you still don't trust that you are lovable enough, I'm living proof... .that you're wrong.
- Debra Messing: You know, for the last twenty-five years, I have been listening to every gay man on Earth complain to me. I am not my character. I am not every gay man's best friend. I am simply out in the world thinking that I'm going to get a tour of a museum, but no! No! Did I waltz in here and lay all my shit on you? Answer me! Answer me!
- Bobby: [stammering] I'm just... I... !
- Debra Messing: Shut up! I am a divorced single mother. You wanna hear what that's like?
- Bobby: [referring to Aaron] He is on another level. He's like gay Tom Brady. When I'm with him, I feel like friggin' Elphaba.
- Tina: I bet he's as intimidated by you as you are by him. I'm telling you. He's scared of being vulnerable. Gay guys from your generation still have all these pent-up masculinity issues. You all need to get over it already. Half the kids in Brian's class are non-binary.
- Bobby: Well, it's not fair, Tina. We had AIDS, and they had Glee.
- Harness Guy: Why aren't you dancing?
- Bobby: I am dancing, okay? What do you want me to do, the fucking Nutcracker Suite?
- Robert: Lincoln was married to a woman and had four children. He was not gay, Bobby. He might have been bi.