- Jacob Barber: We're sailing towards an iceberg. this little white peak in the distance getting closer and closer, but really it's been underneath us this whole time.
- Jacob Barber: It's just a dumb joke.
- Andy Barber: Do you have any idea what this looks like? Joking about being a murder suspect?
- Jacob Barber: It's not like anyone even knows who it is.
- Andy Barber: Everybody knows! How do you think I know?
- Laurie Barber: How was your session?
- Jacob Barber: It was fine. Annoying.
- Laurie Barber: Annoying?
- Jacob Barber: She just asks me the same questions every week, or different versions of them. And when I call her out on it, she just tries to play dumb, like she didn't realize she already asked me.
- Laurie Barber: She's only trying to help us.
- Jacob Barber: If you say so.
- Jacob Barber: It's a trial, not a fashion show.
- Laurie Barber: I just want you to look your best, okay? Let people see how handsome you are. These things are important.
- Jacob Barber: I don't see why you guys won't tell me.
- Laurie Barber: Because it's between us and Dr. Vogel.
- Jacob Barber: What happened to me being treated like an adult?
- Andy Barber: Someone's been watching us. I don't know if it's a reporter or some psycho trying to scare us or what.
- Pam Duffy: Do you wanna file a report?
- Andy Barber: What good would that do?
- Pam Duffy: Honestly, uh, not much. If it happens again, call me immediately.
- Jacob Barber: Thank you for tonight. It was nice being normal again, even if it was just pretending.
- Andy Barber: It was your mom's idea.
- Laurie Barber: Glad you had a good time.