Quotes
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Ali : Pansexual means I'm into boys, girls, and everyone in between.
Nick Birch : I thought that was bisexual?
Ali : No, bisexuality is so binary.
Jay Bilzerian : [laughs] It's pronounced "bonery".
Nick Birch : Mmm, not so sure about that.
Jay Bilzerian : You know, like when I see those ads for real estate couples on benches, it makes me real "bonery" in my pants.
Ali : Ugh, no. Being pansexual means my sexual preferences isn't limited by gender identity.
Andrew Glouberman : And gender is, like, male or female, right, and it's a choice, no? Uh, how do people talk these days?
Ali : Oh, my God. Okay, it's like, some of you borings like tacos and some of you like burritos, and if you're bisexual, you like tacos and burritos.
Lola Skumpy : Oh, my God, I'm fucking hungry now.
Ali : But I'm saying I like tacos and burritos, and I could be into a taco that was born a burrito, sure, okay, or a burrito that's transitioning into a taco. Comprende?
Andrew Glouberman : Okay.
Ali : [Walks up close to Andrew's face] And honey, anything else on the fucking menu.
Ms. Benitez : I was really just looking for a quick, curse-free intro here.
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Ali : Okay, I'm ready too. Mila Jansen, love the hair.
Lotte Janssen : This is a comedy joke.
Ali : Then, Matthew.
Jessi Glaser : Uh, Matthew's gay.
Ali : So what? He's obviously the hottest guy in the grade.
Jessi Glaser : Uh, it's true, you're right.
Ali : And finally... Lola.
Lola Skumpy : Wait, what?
Devin LeSeven : Lola? You're into *this* mess?
Ali : I know, there's just something about her. She's like a sexy refrigerator, and I wanna know what's inside.
Lola Skumpy : Cat medicine and a white onion, sweetheart.
