The Order (TV Series)

Introduction to Ethics, Part One (2019)

Adam DiMarco: Randall Carpio

Quotes 

• Jack Morton : [awaking in front of strangers]  Where am I? Why am I naked? Where are my clothes?

  Randall Carpio : Oh. They got ruined when you ripped out of them. You'll get used to it.

  Jack Morton : Used to what?

• Hamish Duke : We are a sacred brotherhood...

  Lilith Bathory : [correcting]  A gender neutral collective.

  Hamish Duke : ...anointed to fight dark magic with the power...

  Randall Carpio : [interrupting, excited]  Dude! We're werewolves!

  Hamish Duke : And now, so are you.

• Randall Carpio : Dude, try to keep up. I told 'em you were smart.

• Randall Carpio : Dude! You got into The Order? Why didn't you tell me?

  Jack Morton : Because it's a secret society.

  Randall Carpio : This is great! Now we can't kill you!

  Jack Morton : Why would you want to kill me?

  Randall Carpio : No, I'm saying I DON'T want to kill you.

• Randall Carpio : [addressing Lilith's concerns about Jack]  He's not a rogue wolf. If anything, he's an emotionally unavailable wolf.

• Lilith Bathory : [seeking the latest source of dark magic on campus and spotting Jack]  It's him. Look at him. Yesterday he's thrift store chic and today he's Mr. Fancy Pants?

  Randall Carpio : Maybe he's... gotta do laundry.

  Hamish Duke : [discerningly]  No, she's right. His pants are fairly fancy.

• Randall Carpio : [looking at Hamish and Lilith]  What have we become?

  Randall Carpio : We're the Knights of Saint Christopher. We're supposed to be champions of all that is good and just. Defenders of the innocent. And look at us. We're letting a game of beer pong decide if Jack Morton lives or dies?

  Lilith Bathory : [after a brief pause]  Fine... Best out of three?

  Randall Carpio : Deal.