The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Sebastian Maniscalco: Spike
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Quotes
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Spike : Well, well, well! If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the Stupid Mario Brothers!
Luigi : [annoyed as he and Mario walk up to Spike] Oh great, Spike's here.
Mario : [sarcastically] Hey, Spike.
Spike : [cackles] Yeah, it's-a me! Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?
Luigi : As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.
Mario : [to Luigi] Wow, really?
Luigi : Yeah! Our mom called. She said "Aw boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!" And I said "Thank you very much mother, we're very proud of it!" So BOOM!
[drops his phone to the ground, breaking it. Mario is embarrassed]
Spike : Good luck running a business with this, idiot!
[throws a napkin at Luigi, but Mario swiftly catches it]
Mario : [angrily] Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it!
[throws the napkin back at Spike]
Spike : [gets up and grabs Mario by his overalls] Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario: you're a joke! And you always will be!
[puts Mario down, chuckles and leaves]
Luigi : Are you insane? He's three times your size!
Mario : Luigi, come on! You know, you can't be scared all the time.
Luigi : Mmm, you'd be surprised.