- Kesha: Well, well, well, if it isn't James Van Der Douche.
- James Van Der Beek: I don't appreciate you slander-Beeking my name, Ke-dollarsign-Ha!
- Kesha: Thank you for the treat. It was quite delicious.
- James Van Der Beek: My pleasure.
- Kesha: [looking deep into his eyes] Was that monster cheese tickling my taste-buds?
- James Van Der Beek: [smiling] Of course. Monsters like edible lactose gold.
- Kesha: Agreed. Shall we dance?
- James Van Der Beek: Thanks.