- [musical recap]
- Choral Singers: Previously on BrainDead...
- Jonathan Coulton: Somebody told you that / This head-exploding thing exists / And now you're worried that / It comes from bioterrorists / You argue about politics / With coworkers with whom you disagree
- [in style of a medicine commercial for "Space Bugs / Draconitus Vespoidia / Aliens"]
- Choral Singers, Jonathan Coulton: Get the Space Bugs in your head
- Choral Singers: Space Bugs in your head
- Choral Singers, Jonathan Coulton: Get the Space Bugs in your head
- Choral Singers: Space Bugs in your head
- Jonathan Coulton: [spoken rapidly] Some people with Space Bugs in their heads experience stumbling, loss of balance, or loss of hearing in one ear. This is normal since part of your brain needs to come out somewhere. Some people with Space Bugs report an aversion to sex and also alcohol, plus an interest in vegetables, vegetable juices, and the curative properties of juicing in general.
- Choral Singers, Jonathan Coulton: [singing] Get the Space Bugs in your head
- Choral Singers: Space Bugs in your head
- Choral Singers, Jonathan Coulton: Get the Space Bugs in your head
- Choral Singers: Space Bugs in your head