- Admiral Ackbar: I told you before: I have nothing to say!
- Poe Dameron: Admiral Ackbar, it's Poe Dameron! I'm here to rescue you!
- Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
- Poe Dameron: No, it really is me!
- Admiral Ackbar: Then what you waiting for? We must leave immediately!
- Poe Dameron: Into the garbage chute, Admiral.
- Admiral Ackbar: This had better not be a trap...
- C-3PO: Sir, I must inform you that my circuits are quite unable to withstand moisture levels in excess of 51%...
- [BB-8 knocks C-3PO into the chute]
- [while struggling to get out of a TIE fighter]
- Captain Phasma: What are these things made for? Ewoks?
- Rey: Oh, one last thing - stop being evil.
- FN-1824: Yes, sir! Wait - *stop* being evil? But I'm a stormtrooper.
- C-3PO: Pardon me, sirs? But you do see those asteroids in front of us, don't you?
- Admiral Ackbar: Enemy fighters are approaching, Poe!
- C-3PO: As we are being pursued through an asteroid field, would either of you care to know our chances for survival?
- Admiral Ackbar: I don't think that will be necessary, C-3PO.
- Kylo Ren: Remind me to discipline them when we get back, Captain.
- Captain Phasma: Of course, sir. Will there be anything left for me to discipline afterwards?
- Kylo Ren: Doubtful.