Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV Series)
Bono/Scarlett Johansson/Matt Damon/Snoop Dogg/Olivia Wilde/The Killers (2015)
Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host
Quotes
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[Matt is in his room waiting to get on the show]
Himself - Host : Hey, stupid! How's it going?
Himself - Guest : Hi asshole!
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Herself - Guest : Hello, you're on the air.
Himself - Guest : Hi, this is... Matt... from Boston. I have a question about the mowfee.
Herself - Guest : And what's your question, Matt?
Himself - Host : Hold on a minute! Matt, from Boston, what's your last name?
Himself - Guest : [uncomfortable silence] Uh, Affleck.
Himself - Host : [scoffs] Yeah, your name is Matt Affleck? Get off the phone!
Himself - Host : [to Olivia] He knows what this is about.
[phone disconnects]
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Herself - Guest : Hello, you're on the air.
Himself - Guest : [falsetto] Hi, this is Linda from Sacramento.
Herself - Guest : HI, Linda. What's your question?
Himself - Guest : [normal voice] Uh, actually it's Matt Damon, and I really do want to ask about the mowfee.
Himself - Host : Cut the line!
Himself - Host : [to Olivia] He doesn't really want to ask about that and I'm not going to let his stupid voice ruin my Shop-A-Thon, DEMON!
[phone disconnects]
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[Matt tried to force his way onto the show]
Himself - Host : Get him out of here! Just *get him out of the whole BUILDING!*
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Himself - Host : Honestly, sincerest apologies to Matt Damon. We really didn't have time for him tonight...
Himself - Guest : [from the parking lot] Hey Jimmy! JIMMY! Did you call my name?
Himself - Host : Yeah, I wa just saying that we don't have any more time...
Himself - Guest : That's alright. I'm not bitter. I'm in a really giving mood right now. So in addition to the money I'm going to donate to RED, I'm also making a personal donation right now. I'm donating some *pee* into your gas tank!
Himself - Host : That son of a bitch!
[runs outside]