Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Rickchurian Mortydate (2017)

Sarah Chalke: Beth Smith

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Quotes 

• [Beth calls Rick in a knockoff "Star Wars" cantina] 

  Rick Sanchez : I-I can't talk now, sweetie.

  Beth Smith : Oh, when can you?

  Rick Sanchez : Good point.

  [burps] 

  Rick Sanchez : What's up?

  Beth Smith : Remember a little while ago when you said that, if I wanted, I could, like, leave Earth and wander the infinite cosmos to figure out who I am and that nobody would ever know I'd left because you could replace me with a clone?

  Rick Sanchez : Mm-hmm.

  Beth Smith : Am I the clone?

  Rick Sanchez : Sorry. What?

  Beth Smith : Am I the clone? Did the real me choose to leave, and I only think I chose to stay because that's what I need to think because I'm the replacement Beth?

  Rick Sanchez : [noncommittal]  No.

  Beth Smith : Okay. And one more thing. If I were a clone, would you tell me?

  Rick Sanchez : [sighs]  Beth, you know, when... When smart people get happy, they stop recognizing themselves. And you are very smart because you're very much my daughter.

  Beth Smith : Oh, God. You're right. I'm sorry. Thank you, Dad.

  Rick Sanchez : All good?

  Beth Smith : Totally. I'm fine now.

  Rick Sanchez : And just to be sure, you're not pretending to be convinced you're real because you're actually convinced you're a clone and you're now terrified that becoming self-aware would mean I'd have to terminate you?

  Beth Smith : [noncommittal]  No.

  Rick Sanchez : Okay. Glad I could help. See you soon.

  [Rick hangs up] 

  Beth Smith : [breathing heavily]  Aaaaaah!